Lyrics of Kokken Tor - deLillos

Kokken Tor (original)

Dette hendte meg en dag
Jeg var p en slags restaurant
Sammen med min kjreste
Og hennes far, han var sjmann
Fra samme bt kom kokken Tor
Og satte seg ned ved vrt bord
Og denne historien
Den handler mest om ham
Da far og datter begynte snakke privat
Ble jeg sittende som Tors kamerat
Og det virket som han
Ikke tlte vre p land
For plutselig viste han neven sin
Og sa «du trenger mer disiplin»
Og jeg mislikte sterkt
Hans engasjement
Og Tor sa:
«Hei du jeg elsker deg din jvel
Du har s mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du f deg
En p trynet
For stygge gutter er det
Verste som jeg vet»
Tor sa at han elsket meg
Og Tor sa at han hatet meg
Og jeg prvde slippe
Unna ynene hans
Min kjreste hadde nok et drlig instinkt
Jeg prvde gi henne hint og vink
Men hun og faren snakket
Stadig uten stans
Og Tor sa:
«Hei du jeg elsker deg din jvel
Du har s mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du f deg
En p trynet
For stygge gutter er det
Verste som jeg vet»
Men endelig snudde faren seg og sa:
«Hvordan gr det med dere 'a
Tor!
Du m’kke plage guttungen
Med preiket ditt»
Men kokken sa at vi hygget oss
Men n mtte han kaste loss
Og takk for praten det var
Jaggu hyggelig gitt
Og jeg sa:
«Hei Tor jeg synes du er en jvel
Du ha’kke mye sensualitet
Du burde faen meg hatt deg
En p trynet
Men det er vel allerede alt for sent

(translation)

This happened to me one day
I was at some kind of restaurant
With my boyfriend
And her father, he was a sailor
From the same boat came Chef Tor
And sat down at our table
And this story
It's mostly about him
When father and daughter started talking in private
I sat as Thor's friend
And it seemed like he
Not allowed to be on land
For suddenly he showed his fist
And said "you need more discipline"
And I strongly disliked
His commitment
And Thor said:
"Hello, I love you, you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you will get yourself
One on the snout
For ugly boys it is
Worst I know »
Thor said he loved me
And Tor said he hated me
And I tried to let go
Unna ynene hans
My boyfriend had another bad instinct
I tried to give her hints and hints
But she and her father talked
Still non-stop
And Thor said:
"Hello, I love you, you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you will get yourself
One on the snout
For ugly boys it is
Worst I know »
But finally the father turned and said:
"How are you?"
Dare!
You do not bother boys
With your sermon »
But the chef said we enjoyed ourselves
But now he had to let go
And thanks for the chat it was
Jaggu nice given
And I said:
"Hi Tor, I think you're a jerk
You do not have much sensuality
You should fuck me had you
One on the snout
But it's probably already too late