| På et tog satt en mann med en bok
| On a train sat a man with a book
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| En liten bag stod plassert i en krok
| A small bag was placed in a hook
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| Han hadde vært på møte igår å konferert
| He had been to a meeting yesterday to confer
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| Han var nesten femti år
| He was almost fifty years old
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| Og nybarbert
| And freshly shaved
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| Og han var en handelsreisende mann
| And he was a businessman
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| Og ellers var han sikkert uinteressant
| And otherwise he was probably uninteresting
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| Han satt og leste om ny markedsstrategi
| He sat and read about a new marketing strategy
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| Analyse frem til 2010
| Analysis until 2010
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| Og så mistet han ned på gulvet sin penn
| And then he dropped his pen on the floor
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| Og så bøyde han for og ta opp den
| And then he bent down and picked it up
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| Og så slo han hodet mot det lille bordet
| And then he hit his head against the small table
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| Og kokvarm kaffe sildret ned via nakken som både brant og sved
| And boiling hot coffee trickled down through the neck that both burned and sweated
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| Og han reiste seg og skrek obskøne ord
| And he got up and shouted obscene words
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| Og skrek også noe om NSB
| And also shouted something about NSB
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| Da toget kjørte inn i en sving, hvor han selvfølgelig falt og gled
| When the train ran into a turn, where he of course fell and slipped
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| Og smalt sin tinning ned mot PC’en sin som stakk opp av bag’en i kroken på
| And slammed his temple down against his PC that protruded from the bag in the hook
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| Klasse eeeeeen- Komfort
| Class eeeeeen- Comfort
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| Sunn fornuft var en av hans typiske trekk
| Common sense was one of his typical traits
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| Men han fikk i hodeskallen en sprekk
| But he got a crack in his skull
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| Han hadde slått seg stygt på høyre hoftekant
| He had hit himself badly on the right hip
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| Men denne smerten uteble
| But this pain did not go away
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| For nå var han lam
| For now he was lame
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| Og han var en handelsreisende mann (handelsreisende mann)
| And he was a merchant man (merchant man)
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| Og ellers var han sikkert uinteressant (sikkert uinteressant)
| And otherwise he was probably uninteresting (probably uninteresting)
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| Og dette tenkte han for første gang i sitt liv
| And this he thought for the first time in his life
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| Da de bar ham ut i ambulansens bil
| Then they carried him out in the ambulance car
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| Og når han tenkte på dette så måtte han le
| And when he thought about it, he had to laugh
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| Og han lo enda mer da han så for seg det
| And he laughed even more when he imagined it
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| Da han slo hodet mot det lille bordet
| Then he hit his head against the small table
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| Og kokvarm kaffe sildret ned
| And boiling hot coffee trickled down
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| Via nakken som både brant og sved
| Via the neck that both burned and sweated
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| Og han reiste seg, skrek obskøne ord
| And he got up, shouted obscene words
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| Og skrek også noe om NSB
| And also shouted something about NSB
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| Da toget kjørte inn i en sving
| When the train ran into a turn
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| Hvor han selvfølgelig falt og gled
| Where, of course, he fell and slipped
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| Og smalt sin tinning mot PC’en sin som stakk opp av bag’en i kroken på
| And slammed his temple against his PC that protruded from the bag in the hook
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| Klasse eeeeeen- Komfort
| Class eeeeeen- Comfort
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| Klasse eeeeeen- Komfort
| Class eeeeeen- Comfort
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| Klasse eeeeeen- Komfort | Class eeeeeen- Comfort |