| Tøserne er vilde med frisk kød — nyt blod
| The chicks are crazy about fresh meat — new blood
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| Lækre sild i overflod vi får hodet til rodn
| Delicious herring in abundance we get the head to root
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| Blow job — fordi vi aldrig fucker et show op
| Blow job — because we never screw up a show
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| Fordi vi har noget at sige og forstår at råe op
| Because we have something to say and understand how to speak up
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| Fordi vi giver os tid til at pumpe lidt overkrop
| Because we give ourselves time to pump some upper body
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| — vi måtte blow op, for vi kører go stil
| — we had to blow up, because we drive go style
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| Hvis man skal tro, hende jeg mødte forleden — en go sild
| If you are to believe her I met the other day — a go herring
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| Med frække former forfra, bagfra og i profil
| With cheeky shapes from the front, back and profile
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| Der brændte en ild bag hendes pupil
| A fire burned behind her pupil
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| Jeg spilled virklig ikke noget skuespil
| I wasn't really acting
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| Men måske burde jeg ha vundet mig en Bodil
| But maybe I should have won myself a Bodil
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| Selvfølig fik jeg nummeret til hendes mobil
| Naturally I got the number for her mobile
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| Senere på dagen fik jeg 2 til — hos vil
| Later in the day I got 2 more — at will
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| Slå sig løs og ha fat i en mindre fattig knøs
| Break loose and grab a less poor knucklehead
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| En skoldhed sommerdag har jeg mødt pir, der kom og sagd, at de frøs
| On a scorching summer day I have met pirs who came and said they were freezing
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| Og ville med mig ud at varmes i min lejede øs
| And wanted to go out with me to warm up in my rented island
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| Rygtet går, at jeg ved, hvon missehår skal strygs
| Rumor has it that I know whose miss hair needs to be ironed
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| Så jeg forstår godt, hvorfor min tøs er nervøs:
| So I totally understand why my sissy is nervous:
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| Jeg er nød til at spørg, når du nu går ud af dørn
| I have to ask as you walk out the door
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| Er du så stadig min player, baby?
| So are you still my player baby?
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| Jeg ved, jeg har spurgt dig før, men nu spør jeg dig igen
| I know I've asked you before, but now I'm asking you again
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| Er du min mand eller bare min ven? | Are you my husband or just my friend? |
| Man kan synes, at det er lidt wack, men det er et fact
| One might think that it's a bit wack, but it's a fact
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| At efter vi har lavet et par tracks — er tøserne begyndt at skifte act
| That after we've done a few tracks the girls have started to change acts
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| Før var de ugidelige — tog sig selv højtideligt
| Before they were irreverent — took themselves solemnly
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| Nu gør tanker om penge og berømmelse frøknerne liderlige
| Now thoughts of money and fame make the misses horny
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| Der er ikk en fra min pos, der kan vis sig på et spillested
| There is no one from my post who can show up at a venue
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| Uden at ha mindst 2 hos at chille med og pille ved
| Without having at least 2 people to chill with and tinker with
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| Jeg selv er ved at blive kræsen af væsen
| I myself am becoming a picky eater
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| Der skal mere end et lag sminke til at ta mig ved næsen
| It takes more than a layer of makeup to get me by the nose
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| Jeg kender jeres tricks med stramme gamacher og push-up bh
| I know your tight leggings and push-up bra tricks
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| Ey yo, det er sgu da meget pænt at se på
| Ey yo, that's really nice to look at
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| Men pakker man det ud, er der et ekstra lag hud
| But if you unwrap it, there is an extra layer of skin
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| Og tar man fat i patten, er den ofte slatten som en klud
| And if you grab the teat, it is often as smooth as a cloth
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| — det er meget sødt, som du vrikker dig for at score lidt drikkevarr
| — it's very cute the way you're wiggling to score some tipple
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| Men har du brug for en, der ikk er vegetar til at slikke dig
| But do you need someone who is not a vegetarian to lick you
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| Æde dig rå, og stikke lidt pik i dig, så bliver det ikke mig
| Eat you raw and stick some dick in you and it won't be me
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| Det skaber for mange dikkedarr — jeg er i en andens magt
| It creates too many frills — I'm in someone else's power
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| Hun er et pragteksemplar, så der er ingen sex me mig
| She's a specimen, so there's no sex with me
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| Jeg husker, hvad min chick sagd til mig i dag, inden jeg gik: | I remember what my chick said to me today before I left: |
| Jeg er nød til at spørg, når du nu går ud af dørn
| I have to ask as you walk out the door
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| Er du så stadig min player, baby?
| So are you still my player baby?
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| Jeg ved, jeg har spurgt dig før, men nu spør jeg dig igen
| I know I've asked you before, but now I'm asking you again
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| Er du min mand eller bare min ven?
| Are you my husband or just my friend?
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| Tro ikke, at det er slut nu — du er det tætteste, man kommer på min hustru
| Don't think it's over — you're the closest thing to my wife
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| Sig mig, hvorfor sku jeg være dig utro
| Tell me why should I cheat on you
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| Du er mig mere værd end guldbarre, for du har fulgt mig
| You are worth more to me than gold bars, because you have followed me
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| Gennem tykt og tyndt og lettet vægten på mine skuldre
| Through thick and thin and lightened the weight on my shoulders
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| Tog mig ind, da min verden var ved at smuldre
| Took me in when my world was about to crumble
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| Hjalp mig med at finde vej, da jeg var for kulret
| Helped me find my way when I was too dazed
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| Vores snak er mere end chit chat om dit dat
| Our talk is more than chit chat about your dat
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| Dybt personlige spørgsmål og du gir mig stadig feed-back
| Deeply personal questions and you still give me feed-back
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| Modspil — og det er du god til
| Counterplay — and you're good at it
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| Jeg skal love for, at du ved, hvad man bruger et hod til
| I promise you know what a hod is for
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| Tiden stod still, første gang jeg så dig
| Time stood still the first time I saw you
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| Og selv nu har jeg lyst til at hoppe på dig og flå dig
| And even now I want to jump on you and skin you
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| Dit kropssprog er dejligt, du bevæger dig fejlfrit
| Your body language is lovely, you move flawlessly
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| Og klær dig, så man sku tro, at du havde din egen stylist
| And dress to make people think you had your own stylist
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| Du ku få enhver anden mand, og det pirrer mig
| You can get any other man and it tickles me
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| Tanken om at du vil ses med en rod som mig, smigrer mig
| The thought that you will be seen with a mess like me flatters me
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| Gearer mig op — så hør hvad jeg siger dig | Gearing me up — so hear what I'm telling you |
| Yo baby bubba — jeg tror sgu, jeg blir her
| Yo baby bubba — I think I'm staying here
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| Jeg er nød til at spørg, når du nu går ud af dørn
| I have to ask as you walk out the door
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| Er du så stadig min player, baby? | So are you still my player baby? |
| (Yo baby, jeg tror sgu, jeg blir her)
| (Yo baby I think I'm staying here)
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| Jeg ved, jeg har spurgt dig før, men nu spør jeg dig igen
| I know I've asked you before, but now I'm asking you again
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| Er du min mand eller bare min ven? | Are you my husband or just my friend? |