Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Daca eram..., artist - Cheloo. Date of issue: 28.03.2023
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: Romanian
Daca eram...(original) |
| Rizi ca flegma la TBC |
| Si ca ciorba la lautarul pe moarte |
| Da… daaa… |
| Hai cu mata |
| Daca eram politist nu-mi asumam nici un risc |
| Infractorii cotizau la mine ca la fisc |
| Daca eram pompier ardea-i ca sobolanu-n casa |
| Si tu si ma-ta si zdreanta ta libidinoasa |
| Daca eram ginecolog cu sticla-n bot te consultam, de frica |
| E sanatos sa dai la buci, in gereral, nu strica |
| Daca eram popa eram periculos |
| Frecam enoriasele matol si sus si jos |
| Daca eram chirurg uitam in tine |
| Cesul meu cu cuc, patentul si-un cutit de piine |
| Daca eram un posesor de diamante, frate |
| Faceam o geamgerie si taiam doar geamuri sparte |
| Daca eram de bani gata, nu mai eram in viata |
| Va zimbeam expus la morga conservat in gheata |
| Sint atitea meserii frumoase si trebuie incercate |
| Aplauze, va rog, sint omul bun la toate |
| Astept oferte si remuneratie |
| Momentan sint fara ocupatie |
| Sint atitea meserii frumoase si trebuie incercate |
| Aplauze, va rog, sint omul bun la toate |
| Astept oferte si remuneratie |
| Momentan sint fara ocupatie |
| Daca eram un canibal, iar tu erai doar o urita |
| Te luam la pula-n tufa, baga-ne-am pula-n ea de supa |
| Daca eram postas fugeam la dealer in oras |
| Cind tu mureai de foame, eu fumam iarba si hash |
| Daca eram gropar te ingropam, normal, odata |
| Apoi te profanam preluind bijuteria preferata |
| Daca eram farmacist si cumparai calmante |
| Te-nbirligam sa bagi in tine anabolizante |
| Daca eram vidanjor teleportam cicat cu presiune |
| Calamitind, eventual, intreaga lume |
| Daca eram ospatar si te prindeam la masa, in cicat |
| La felul doi serveai, stilat, flegme separat |
| Daca eram sofer te-aveam ca victima-n cazier |
| Baga-mi-ai pula-n mata, m-ai fi lasat somer |
| Sint atitea meserii frumoase si trebuie incercate |
| Aplauze, va rog, sint omul bun la toate |
| Astept oferte si remuneratie |
| Momentan sint fara ocupatie |
| Sint atitea meserii frumoase si trebuie incercate |
| Aplauze, va rog, sint omul bun la toate |
| Astept oferte si remuneratie |
| Momentan sint fara ocupatie |
| Daca eram un hot, sa fiu cinstit |
| Eram rapid si te lasam in pula goala fara sa simti nimic |
| Daca eram aviator si ramineam fara motor |
| Iti luam din zbor parasuta, pula mea, doar n-o sa mor |
| Daca eram invatator la 1−4, saracu |
| Copilul tau fuma si bea de-i sarea capu |
| Daca eram navigator plecam pe mari fara onor |
| Si ma-ntorceam blindat de bani fara vapor |
| Daca eram labar ereditar munceam la CNA |
| Si ma sinucideam cu ritual pe piesa asta |
| Sint atitea meserii frumoase si trebuie incercate |
| Aplauze, va rog, sint omul bun la toate |
| Astept oferte si remuneratie |
| Momentan sint fara ocupatie |
| Sint atitea meserii frumoase si trebuie incercate |
| Aplauze, va rog, sint omul bun la toate |
| Astept oferte si remuneratie |
| Momentan sint fara ocupatie |
| (translation) |
| You laugh like phlegm at TB |
| And like a dead fiddler's soup |
| Da… daaa |
| Come on, mate |
| If I was a cop, I wouldn't take any risks |
| Criminals paid me as tax |
| If I was a firefighter, I would burn them like a rat in the house |
| And you and me and your lustful rag |
| If I was a gynecologist with a bottle in my mouth, I would consult you out of fear |
| It's healthy to break into pieces, in general, it doesn't hurt |
| If I was a priest, I would be dangerous |
| We rub the matol parishioners both up and down |
| If I were a surgeon, I'd look at you |
| My cuckoo's nest, the patent and a bread knife |
| If I were a diamond owner, brother |
| I made a glass and cut only broken windows |
| If I had money ready, I wouldn't be alive |
| I was smiling at you exposed to the morgue preserved in the ice |
| There are so many beautiful trades to try |
| Applause, please, I'm a good man at everything |
| I am waiting for offers and remuneration |
| I am currently unemployed |
| There are so many beautiful trades to try |
| Applause, please, I'm a good man at everything |
| I am waiting for offers and remuneration |
| I am currently unemployed |
| If I were a cannibal, and you were just ugly |
| We'll fuck you in the bush, we'll fuck you in the soup |
| If I was posted, I would run to the dealer in town |
| When you were starving, I smoked weed and hash |
| If I was a gravedigger, I would bury you, normally, once |
| Then we desecrate you by taking your favorite jewelry |
| If I was a pharmacist and you bought painkillers |
| We urge you to take anabolic steroids |
| If I was a vacuum cleaner, I would teleport with pressure |
| Eventually calamitizing the whole world |
| If I was a waiter and I caught you at the table, in a hurry |
| In two ways you served, styled, phlegm separately |
| If I were a driver, I'd have you as a victim in the criminal record |
| You'd put my dick in the mat, you'd have left me unemployed |
| There are so many beautiful trades to try |
| Applause, please, I'm a good man at everything |
| I am waiting for offers and remuneration |
| I am currently unemployed |
| There are so many beautiful trades to try |
| Applause, please, I'm a good man at everything |
| I am waiting for offers and remuneration |
| I am currently unemployed |
| If I were a thief, let me be honest |
| I was fast and I leave you naked without feeling anything |
| If I were an aviator and I was left without an engine |
| We're taking your parachute off, my dick, I'm just not going to die |
| If I was a teacher at 1-4, poor thing |
| Your child smokes and drinks salt from his head |
| If I was a navigator I would go to sea without honor |
| And I was returning armored with money without a ship |
| If I was a hereditary worker, I would work at CNA |
| And I was committing suicide with ritual on this song |
| There are so many beautiful trades to try |
| Applause, please, I'm a good man at everything |
| I am waiting for offers and remuneration |
| I am currently unemployed |
| There are so many beautiful trades to try |
| Applause, please, I'm a good man at everything |
| I am waiting for offers and remuneration |
| I am currently unemployed |