Translation of the song lyrics Tvangstankar - Vamp

Tvangstankar (original)

Den mørkaste skogen vil ha meg
Den ule for meg i natt
Uglå sitte i treet og fungere nest best som vakt
Det einaste som kan værr bedre
E lyset fra galne Johan
Galnaste mannen i myrå
Ligg lavt!
Nå bandt de han fast te slutt da
Men for seint, så seint
At det går
Ord om galne Johan
Ord om gamle Johan
For han kvelte lille Malin
Men masserte fromme Jan
Det burde kanskje vært omvendt
Men der har du Galne Johan
Sist år va her
Nå igjen
Kvar dag om igjen
Tvangstankar
Han lenka na fast itte båten
I ein fart som ga båten eksem
Før han tok sine velbrukte hender
Og smørte Jan inn med krem
Glem gamle Jesus
Og hans korsbelagte vei
For Jan tok den godt smørte banen
Rett mottsatt av himmelens vei

Tvangstankar (translation)

The darkest forest wants me
It howled for me last night
Ugly sit in the tree and act as a second best guard
The only thing that could be better
E the light from crazy Johan
Maddest man in the marsh
Lie low!
Now they tied him firmly and ended that
But too late, so late
That it goes
Words about crazy Johan
Words about old Johan
Because he strangled little Malin
But pious Jan massaged
Perhaps it should have been the other way around
But there you have Mad Johan
Last year was here
Now again
Every other day
Obsessions
He now chained the boat
At a speed that gave the boat eczema
Before he took his well used hands
And smeared Jan in with cream
Forget old Jesus
And his cross-covered way
Because Jan took the well-oiled course
Directly opposite of the way of heaven