Translation of the song lyrics Kuka haluaa? - Ultra Bra

Kuka haluaa? (original)

Kun me miehiss¤ oltiin saunassa
joku kysyi:
Kuka haluaa panna Annaa?
Kaikkien k¤det nousivat,
Anna oli ovensuussa.
M¤id¤n k¤temme yh¤ pystyss¤,
j¤¤kaapinovi j¤i auki.
Anna oli heti juonessa mukana.
Jos pelattiin vaikka biljardia
pallot eiv¤t menneet pussiin,
shakkinappulat kyll¤ kaatuivat.
Kuka haluaa panna Annaa?
Miss¤ on j¤rki ja moraali?
Se on kai saunassa.
Kaikki istuvat peput paljaina
ja nauru on tiukassa.
Kuka haluaa panna Annaa?
Se on kai Jumala.

Kuka haluaa? (translation)

When we men were in the sauna
someone asked:
Who wants to put Anna?
Everyone's hands went up,
Anna was at the door.
Our hands are still upright,
the refrigerator door remained open.
Anna was immediately involved in the plot.
If billiards was played
the balls did not go into the bag,
the chess pieces did crash.
Who wants to put Anna?
Where is the reason and morality?
I guess it's in the sauna.
All sitting butts bare
and laughter is tight.
Who wants to put Anna?
I guess it's God.