Translation of the song lyrics Ave Maria - TrollfesT

Ave Maria (original)

Der Kaptein er finn Jerusalem og slår seg ned for lesk.
Lenge siden er fikk seg no skikkelig fikenflesk.
Maskinen kaster lyset på en skitten liten drømmer
Maria håper harde kjønn bil gjøre underverker
Svette, spredde pike lår med Hände hoch i kroppens vår
und tenker på litt spill, go hun blir nesten vill!
«Bare deng meg som jeg er» — livets harte teile
Ave Maria, for aller føste gang
Han ser sitt snitt, tar stokken ut, og ser en kjempesjanse
med sin bekkenbrekker
Der Kaptein byr opp til sengevals und blunker «Får eg komma inn?»
Auge åpne, vide «ta meg, jeg er din!»
han kjører på, med blod på tann, bensin til lillemann!
«Harter, harter, tiefer, tiefer» hat die Mädchen hoch geschreit!
«Ach, was fühle ich jetzt?!?»
I Jerusalem
Går kapteinen frem
Med site store lem
Bare slipp meg frem
Lyse på himmelen var slettes ingen stjerne
heldivis er folk lette å lure
Maria var ikke snau om å gjemme avkomet 9 måneder etter
da hun fikk øye på den lille jæveln laget av trollets kjærlighetssprut.
«Guds veier er uransakelige» sa folk
Vår herres sønn trenger en solid makeover
go således startet tidenes største sammensvergelse.
Kaos finds himself in Jerusalem with quite blue balls.
He finds himself a young
willing maiden (guess who) and seduces her with a song.
Nine month later the
young maiden finds herself in a tricky situation with some serious explaining
to do for the puritan village;
luckily she is clever and claims the child is
sent from God.

(translation)

Where the Captain is find Jerusalem and settle for soda.
A long time ago I got some real fig meat.
The machine casts the light on a dirty little dreamer
Maria hopes hard sex car do wonders
Sweaty, spread girl thighs with Hände hoch in the body spring
und thinks of some games, go she gets almost wild!
"Just make me who I am" - the heart of life
Ave Maria, for the very first time
He sees his cut, takes out the stick, and sees a great chance
with its pelvic breaker
Where the Captain offers up the bed roll and winks "May I come in?"
Eyes open, wide "take me, I'm yours!"
he drives on, with blood on his tooth, petrol for little man!
"Harter, harter, deeper, deeper" the girl shouted loudly!
"Ah, how do I feel now?!?"
In Jerusalem
Goes the captain forward
With site large limb
Just let me go
Bright in the sky was erased no star
Fortunately, people are easy to fool
Maria was not shy about hiding the offspring 9 months later
when she spotted the little bastard made of the troll's love splashes.
"God's ways are unsearchable," people said
Our lord's son needs a solid makeover
go thus began the greatest conspiracy of all time.
Kaos finds himself in Jerusalem with quite blue balls.
He finds himself a young
willing maiden (guess who) and seduces her with a song.
Nine month later the
young maiden finds herself in a tricky situation with some serious explaining
to do for the puritan village;
luckily she is clever and claims the child is
sent from God.