| Reach for the stars!
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| Whoahhohhh, yeahh
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| You stand on a distant planet
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| Skyline of red plateaus
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| Strange air and vegetation
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| You’re a winner!
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| Welcome to the Space Olympics
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| The year 3022
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| Take part in a grand tradition
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| Your name echoes in the holes of the universe!
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| OHHHHHH! |
| Yeahh yeahhhhh
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| Believe in yourself
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| Take your game into outer space
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| Every single galactic athlete
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| Needs a coded ID badge
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| Drug tests are mandatory
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| You’re a winner!
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| The Athlete’s Village is on Zargon
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| You all get a junior suite
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| We don’t cover incidentals
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| So keep your ass out the minibar!
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| You’re the best in the world!
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| Brace yo’self cause there’s no gravity
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| You’re in the motherfuckin Space Olympics!
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| Yeahh-hah-hahhhh
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| Let it be known by every nation
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| You’ll only get one meal a day
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| There was a bit of a budget snafu
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| And food funding is insufficient!
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| We can’t really enforce a curfew
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| As there is no light or sound
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| Just one of the many problems
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| With hosting a sporting event in space
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| (Attention all athletes)
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| (There are minor scheduling adjustments)
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| Space Disc! |
| Is totally canceled
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| Space Swords! |
| Is totally canceled
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| Space Luge! |
| Is also canceled
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| And all other events are pending!
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| Welcome to your Space Olympics
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| All the oxygen has run out
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| And someone who will not be named
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| Accidentally hit self-destruct
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| As you file to your escape pods
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| I’ll distract the alien hordes (YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN SPACE OLYMPICS)
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| And as I stare death in the face
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| I know my sins will take me to hell
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| You do it for the love, my love
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| And there ain’t no woman that could take your spot my love |