| Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
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| Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
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| Knew she was a freak when she started talking
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| She said, «Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"(ow waah)
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| That girl was a freak
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| She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Aah, she was a freaky kind of girl
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| Kept up with current events from all around the world
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| More specifically one event
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| The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
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| She said «Do me like that»
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| But I couldn’t track the metaphor
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| That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
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| That said again your request is so irregular
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| She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
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| Then a turban
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| Then a tunic
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| She said «Invade my cave with your special unit»
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| I said «He wasn’t in a cave», but there was no stopping
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| She demanded that I fuck her like we
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
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| With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
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| You’re harboring a fugitive (That ass)
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| And my justice will be punitive (I'm a smash)
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| Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
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| She tried to negotiate, I said that’s a no-no
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| Now I’m creeping in her bed room like go-go
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| She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta
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| «Terrorize that pussy»
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| «Gotta terrorize that pussy»
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| So I did it, improvised some crazy shit
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| Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
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| She said «You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean»
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| I yelled «Geronimo"then took some pictures for posting
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| The President called, he said «Congratulations Connor»
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| I said «Mr. |
| President to what do I owe this honor?»
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| He said «Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
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| I gots to know how you fucked her like we»
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| Fucked Bin Laden
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| I still can’t say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we
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| fucked Bin Laden
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| Ohh this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
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| Just like the now the world-famous attack that fucked
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| Osama Bin Laden |