| Hey, girl
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| I’ve got somethin' real important to give you
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| So just sit down, and listen
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| Girl, you know we’ve been together, such a long, long time (such a long time)
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| And now I’m ready, to lay it on the line
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| Well, you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
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| Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind (what's on my mind)
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| A gift real special, so take off the top
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| Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box (it's in a box)
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| Not gonna get you a diamond ring
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| That sort of gift don’t mean anything
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| Not gonna get you a fancy car
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| Girl, you gotta know you’re my shining star
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| Not gonna get you a house in the hills
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| A girl like you needs somethin' real
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| Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
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| (Somethin' special girl)
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| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box, babe
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| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box, girl
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| See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
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| And I got just the one
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| Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
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| To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
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| It’s easy to do just follow these steps
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| One — cut a hole in a box
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| Two — put your junk in that box
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| Three — make her open the box
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| And that’s the way you do it
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| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box babe
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| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box, girl
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| Christmas; |
| dick in a box
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| Hanukkah; |
| dick in a box
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| Kwanzaa; |
| a dick in a box
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| Every single holiday; |
| a dick in a box
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| Over at your parent’s house; |
| a dick in a box
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| Midday at the grocery store; |
| a dick in a box
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| Backstage at the CMA’s; |
| a dick in a box
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| Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well…
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| My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box! |