| I just had se-ay-ee-ex
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| And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
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| To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
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| Have you ever had sex? |
| I have, it felt great (Yeah)
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| It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
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| A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
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| Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest
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| Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
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| If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best
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| When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
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| And I called my parents right after I was done
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| Oh, hey, didn’t see you there, guess what I just did?
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| Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
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| (Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
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| Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)
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| I just had sex (Ay)
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| And it felt so good (Felt so good)
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| A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
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| I wanna tell the world
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| To be honest, I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
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| (Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it
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| (I ain’t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
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| (That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life
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| I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
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| 'Cause honestly, I’d have sex with a pile of manure
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| With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl’s better
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| Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters
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| So this one’s dedicated to them girls
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| That let us flop around on top of them
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| If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
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| We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
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| She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
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| But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
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| I think she might’ve been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!)
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| She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)
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| I just had sex (Ay)
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| And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
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| So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
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| Then you qualified to sing with me
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| I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
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| And it felt so good (We all had sex!)
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| A woman let me put my penis inside of her
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| I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had sex)
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| And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
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| To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Just Had Sex , by - The Lonely Island. Song from the album Turtleneck & Chain, in the genre Поп