Lyrics Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island, Michael Bolton

Jack Sparrow

Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh Great, send him in.
Hey guys.
Hey, hi, thanks for coming
Sorry I’m late, I got caught up watching a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.
Have you seen those things?
Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it.
And I wrote you this big sexy
hook I think you’re gonna really dig.
Oh wow that’s great, awesome.
Should we just lay it down?
Boys, let’s get to it.
(Here we go.)
Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
(The night starts now)
Together on the track, the boys are back
(The night starts now)
Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks are snapping at the neck when we
rollin' up.
Blow through the doors ain’t no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous
play the back and get wet
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or
get shot.
What?
Yeah that was kinda weird, but we’re back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
Motherfucking ice-man, I’m the top gunner
Heater on blast, I’m the number one stunner
Watch it girl cause I ain’t your «Mr.
Nice Guy»,
More like the «meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy»
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the-
{Now back to the good part
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure}
(No!)
{Old captain Jack giving them what for.
He’s the pauper of the surf}
(Uh huh)
(Oh God)
(Yeah, we’ve seen the movie)
Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
What?
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
Nope
Wrong
Michael Bolton we’re really gonna need you to focus up
Wait-
(Not better)
(Come on!)
(Nooo, God)
(Close enough)
(This is the tale)
(Take it home!)
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
(Yup, yeah, ok???)