Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song D*** In A Box, artist - The Lonely Island. Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Song language: English
D*** In A Box |
| Hey, girl |
| I’ve got somethin' real important to give you |
| So just sit down, and listen |
| Girl, you know we’ve been together, such a long, long time (such a long time) |
| And now I’m ready, to lay it on the line |
| Well, you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide) |
| Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind (what's on my mind) |
| A gift real special, so take off the top |
| Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box (it's in a box) |
| Not gonna get you a diamond ring |
| That sort of gift don’t mean anything |
| Not gonna get you a fancy car |
| Girl, you gotta know you’re my shining star |
| Not gonna get you a house in the hills |
| A girl like you needs somethin' real |
| Wanna get you somethin' from the heart |
| (Somethin' special girl) |
| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box, babe |
| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box, girl |
| See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) |
| And I got just the one |
| Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none |
| To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress |
| It’s easy to do just follow these steps |
| One — cut a hole in a box |
| Two — put your junk in that box |
| Three — make her open the box |
| And that’s the way you do it |
| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box babe |
| It’s my dick in a box! |
| My dick in a box, girl |
| Christmas; |
| dick in a box |
| Hanukkah; |
| dick in a box |
| Kwanzaa; |
| a dick in a box |
| Every single holiday; |
| a dick in a box |
| Over at your parent’s house; |
| a dick in a box |
| Midday at the grocery store; |
| a dick in a box |
| Backstage at the CMA’s; |
| a dick in a box |
| Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well… |
| My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box! |