| The battle cry of a generation.
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| This life is a precious gift.
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| So don’t get too crazy,
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| It’s not worth the risk.
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| Chorus
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| Adam Levine:
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| You know that we are still young.
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| So don’t be dumb.
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| Don’t trust anyone,
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| Cause you only live once.
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| Verse 1
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| Kiv: Ugh, you only live once,
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| That’s the motto.
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| So take a chill pill,
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| Ease off the throttle.
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| Jorm: Never go to loud clubs
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| Cause it’s bad for your ears.
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| Your friends will all be sorry
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| When they can’t hear.
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| Andy: And stay the hell away from drugs
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| Cause they’re not legal.
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| Then bury all your money in the backyard
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| Like a beagle.
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| Kiv: Cause you should never trust a bank
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| They’ve been known to fail.
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| And never travel by car, a bus,
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| Boat or by rail.
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| Jorm: And don’t travel by plane.
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| And don’t travel at all.
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| Built a bomb shelter basement
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| With titanium walls.
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| Andy: And where titanium suits
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| In case pianos fall on ya.
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| And never go in saunas
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| Cause they’re crawlin' with piranhas.
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| Kiv: And never take the stairs
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| Cause they’re oftenl unsafe.
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| You only live once,
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| Don’t let it go to waste.
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| CHORUS
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| Adam Levine:
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| You know that we are still young,
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| So hold off on the fun.
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| Cook your meat 'til it’s done,
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| Cause you only live once.
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| Verse 2
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| Jorm: Yeah,
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| And here’s another piece of advice:
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| Stay away from kids
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| Cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
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| Andy: There’s no such thing
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| As too much Purell.
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| This a cautionary tale,
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| Word to George Orwell.
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| Kiv: So don’t 1980 force
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| Any plugs into sockets.
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| Always wear a chastity belt
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| And triple lock it.
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| Jorm: Then hire a taster
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| Make him check your food for poison.
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| And if you think your mailman is a spy
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| Then destroy him.
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| Andy: No blankets or pajamas
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| They can kill you in your sleep.
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| Two words about furniture:
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| Killing machines.
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| Kiv: Board your windows up The sun is bad for your health.
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| And always wear a straight jacket
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| So your safe from yourself.
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| Kendrick Lamar:
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| Take no chances (no chances)
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| Stop freelancin' (right now)
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| Invest in your future,
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| Don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
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| 401K, make sure it’s low risk
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| Then get some real estate (how much?)
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| 4.2%Thirty year mortgage,
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| That’s important, that’s a great deal
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| And if you can’t afford it,
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| Don’t forge it on your last bill
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| Renting is for suckers right now
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| A dependable savings,
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| And you’ll retire with money in your account.
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| Beast.
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| All:
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| YOLO, say no no.
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| Isolate yourself
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| And just roll solo
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| Be care-folo
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| You oughta look out
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| Also stands for YOLO.
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| Chorus
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| Adam Levine:
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| You know that we are still young.
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| Burn the prints off your thumbs.
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| Then pull out all your teeth,
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| So you can’t bite your tongue.
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| Only on this earth for a short time, time
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| So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
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| Just take our advice and hide
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| And scream YOLO to the sky.
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| Andy: You oughta look out |