| We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
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| Hello
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| So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
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| Do you really want to know?
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| Please, tell us
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| I don’t sleep, motherfucker; |
| off that 'gnac and the durban
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| Doin' 120, gettin' head while I’m swervin'
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| Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
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| Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
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| I bust in dudes' mouths like Gushers motherfucker
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| Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
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| What you want Natalie? |
| To drink and fight!
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| What you need Natalie? |
| To fuck all night!
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| Don’t test me when I’m crazy off that airplane glue
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| Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit’s in my shoe
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| Leave you screamin', pay for my dry-cleanin'
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| Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin'!
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| I’m sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
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| I never said that I was a role model
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| But, what about the kids that look up to you? |
| Do you have a message for them?
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| All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
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| It’s Portman, motherfucker, drink 'til I’m sick |
| Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
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| Watch you laugh and cry; |
| while I laugh, you die
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| And all the dudes, you know I’m talkin' to you
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| We love you Natalie! |
| I wanna fuck you too!
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| P! |
| Is for Portman! |
| P! |
| It’s for pussy!
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| I’ll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don’t push me!
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| Well Natalie, I’m surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
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| Well, there’s a lot you may not know about me
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| Really, such as?
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| When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
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| I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
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| I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
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| I’ll sit right down on your face and take a shit!
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| Natalie, you are a badass bitch (Hell yeah!)
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| And I’ll always pay for your dry-cleaning
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| When my shit gets in your shoe (What!)
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| And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
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| My dick is scared of you, girl
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| Okey-doke
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| Natalie, one final question
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| If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it-
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| No more questions
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| What! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Natalie's Rap , by - The Lonely Island. Song from the album Incredibad, in the genre Поп