Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Natalie's Rap, artist - The Lonely Island. Album song Incredibad, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Natalie's Rap |
| We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman |
| Hello |
| So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? |
| Do you really want to know? |
| Please, tell us |
| I don’t sleep, motherfucker; |
| off that 'gnac and the durban |
| Doin' 120, gettin' head while I’m swervin' |
| Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick |
| Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick! |
| I bust in dudes' mouths like Gushers motherfucker |
| Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker |
| What you want Natalie? |
| To drink and fight! |
| What you need Natalie? |
| To fuck all night! |
| Don’t test me when I’m crazy off that airplane glue |
| Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit’s in my shoe |
| Leave you screamin', pay for my dry-cleanin' |
| Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin'! |
| I’m sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? |
| I never said that I was a role model |
| But, what about the kids that look up to you? |
| Do you have a message for them? |
| All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick |
| It’s Portman, motherfucker, drink 'til I’m sick |
| Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole |
| Watch you laugh and cry; |
| while I laugh, you die |
| And all the dudes, you know I’m talkin' to you |
| We love you Natalie! |
| I wanna fuck you too! |
| P! |
| Is for Portman! |
| P! |
| It’s for pussy! |
| I’ll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don’t push me! |
| Well Natalie, I’m surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate? |
| Well, there’s a lot you may not know about me |
| Really, such as? |
| When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday |
| I cheated every test and snorted all the yay |
| I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes |
| I’ll sit right down on your face and take a shit! |
| Natalie, you are a badass bitch (Hell yeah!) |
| And I’ll always pay for your dry-cleaning |
| When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) |
| And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that |
| My dick is scared of you, girl |
| Okey-doke |
| Natalie, one final question |
| If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it- |
| No more questions |
| What! |