Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Threw It On The Ground, artist - The Lonely Island. Album song Turtleneck & Chain, in the genre Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Threw It On The Ground |
| I was walkin' through the city streets |
| And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink |
| «Run faster, jump higher» |
| Man, I’m not gonna let you poison me |
| I threw it on the ground |
| You must think I’m a joke |
| I ain’t gonna be part of your system |
| Man! |
| Pump that garbage in another man’s veins |
| I go to my favorite hot dog stand |
| And the dude says, «You come here all the time! |
| Here’s one for free» |
| I said, «Man! |
| What do I look like? |
| A charity case?» |
| I took it and threw it on the ground! |
| I don’t need your handouts! |
| I’m an adult! |
| Please! |
| You can’t buy me hot dog, man! |
| At the farmer’s market with my so called girlfriend |
| She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad |
| Man, this ain’t my dad! |
| This is a cell phone! |
| I threw it on the ground! |
| What, you think I’m stupid? |
| I’m not a part of your system |
| My dad’s not a phone! |
| DUH! |
| Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party |
| Whatcha want me to do with this? |
| Eat it? |
| Happy birthday to the ground! |
| I threw the rest of the cake, too! |
| Welcome to the real world, jackass! |
| So many things to throw on the ground |
| Like this, and this, and that, and even this |
| I’m an ADULT! |
| Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph |
| GROUND! |
| Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! |
| Then the two phonies got up |
| Turned out they had a taser |
| And they tased me in the butthole |
| Fell to the ground |
| The phonies didn’t let up |
| Tasin' on my butthole over and over |
| I was screamin' and squirmin' |
| My butthole was on fire |
| The moral of the story is |
| You can’t trust the system |
| Man! |