| With my charge plates and credit cards
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| Making my life hard
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| With my charge plates and credit cards
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| I know I can go far
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| Worked hard so many years
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| To get my references together
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| Paid all my bills right on time
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| And then my friends they told me better
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| I applied for master charge
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| A diners club and a visa
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| And now I’m buyin' everything in sight
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| I hear they’re selling «La Mona Lisa»
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| (repeat chorus twice)
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| American Express became
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| My green and white and black lover
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| Then one morning it turned to gold
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| And took good care of me, like big brother
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| When the master bills came in
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| I re-evaluated my spending
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| Now I’ve borrowed an assumed name
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| To see if any banks are still lending
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| (repeat chorus twice)
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| instrumental break
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| (repeat chorus to end) |