Lyrics The Zubat Song - Random Encounters

The Zubat Song

What a hideous beast with big ears and teeth!
And that Zubat stole my map!
Now I fear that I may be here to die;
it appears I might be trapped…
And I think that I may now starve to death, 'cause I’m feeling faint and
famished.
All I’ve got to eat is some bread and meat, but at least I brought this
sandwich-
WHAT THE-?
NO!
THAT’S MY SANDWICH!
I’m stranded in a cave with the Zubats here, and they’re growing quite annoying!
'Cause they took my sandwich and they took my map, which they seem to be
enjoying…
Now I can’t go forward and I can’t go back;
all these bats make me want to yell!
But I still have the key that’s defending me: it’s a bottle of Repel-
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Now I’m running through a cave from a Zubat pack, and I can’t see where I’m
going!
And those darn Zubats tried to snatch my hat, but I’ve no intent of slowing!
And I hurt myself cause I’m so confused, now my forehead aches like crazy.
In the corner of my eye, I see a creepy shadow guy, so then I cry out, «PLEASE COME SAVE ME!»
«What's wrong?!»
«I'm being attacked by Zubats!»
«ZUBATS?!""Yeah!»
«That's unfortunate…»"…what?"
«…because I’M ZUBATMAN!»
I don’t care anymore about my Gyarados, 'cause I’m running from Zubatman,
And his squadron of bats wearing maps and hats, and I’m wheezing like a fat man.
This whole cave’s full of death and these demon spawn are the worst things on
the planet!
And to anyone whoever loved Zubats… You can take Mount Moon and CRAM IT.