Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Best Fiends Forever: Song of the Slugs, artist - Random Encounters. Date of issue: 12.12.2021
Song language: English
Best Fiends Forever: Song of the Slugs |
| Coming down the pathways from the mountain! |
| Clogging every cranny they can find! |
| Being little jerks and kind of slimy, |
| And they’re stealing countless hours of our time! |
| Now they’re oozing loose around Minutia, |
| And there’s just one way for us to slow them down! |
| All we need’s a little app installed; |
| The rest is all a snap; |
| it’s called |
| Best Fiends Forever. |
| That is all |
| It takes to take slugs down! |
| Are you feeling ready for this showdown? |
| Maybe if you tell me how to fight. |
| Slapping slugs is really pretty simple, |
| Plus your Fiends can help you overcome each plight! |
| Hold your phone LIKE THIS and begin tapping! |
| Tap the slugs to make them go away! |
| Use your rapid-fire tapping |
| To consistently keep slapping— |
| Okay, quit your endless yapping |
| And please let me try to play. |
| Slugs are on our phones and in our faces! |
| Slugs are on our minds and in our hearts! |
| Slugs invade my night out with my boyfriend! |
| Slugs tear our relationship ap- oh, hey! |
| Thanks, honey! |
| Find yourself new fiends and pick up treasure! |
| Be the greatest slug slapper around! |
| Download free Best Fiends Forever! |
| Yes, they paid us, but whatever! |
| Cause we’re down to take slugs down! |