Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Friday Night Funkin' the Musical, artist - Random Encounters. Date of issue: 07.04.2021
Song language: English
Friday Night Funkin' the Musical |
| Do you smoke? |
| Do you drink? |
| Do your armpits tend to stink? |
| Why’d you dye your messy hair? |
| Do you change your underwear? |
| Sorry, we should really go |
| We were here to see a show |
| Meeting you’s been such a treat! |
| Yo, your dad is super sweet! |
| Maybe… I wasn’t clear |
| You two… are staying here |
| Tell me… about your work? |
| You gotta job your little jerk? |
| Yeah about that |
| No. Sir, I’m still in school |
| Learning… is pretty cool! |
| One day… with my degree |
| You’ll never be as good as me! |
| This may seem impolite |
| But we were… not planning to invite |
| Our parents… don’t take this as slight |
| Enjoy the… rest of your funkin' Friday night |
| No one dates my daughter 'till they earn the right |
| I don’t know you. |
| I don’t like you. |
| There’s no chance I might |
| And nothing brings me more malicious and depraved delight |
| Than to bury Girlfriend’s boyfriend on a funkin' Friday night! |
| Do you spit or pick your nose? |
| Own a gun? |
| Wear women’s clothes? |
| Suck your thumb or bite your nails? |
| Get beaten up by alpha males? |
| Listen, lady… |
| Call me Mom |
| Normally I’m much more calm |
| But tonight I’m on a date |
| So all these questions gotta wait |
| Got any moles or warts? |
| Rashes of any sort? |
| Do you eat human meat? |
| Suckle at the devil’s teat? |
| What does… that even mean?! |
| I’m just… a normal teen! |
| Do you know the muffin man?! |
| Or have a Roth retirement plan? |
| This may seem impolite |
| But we were… not planning to invite |
| Our parents… don’t take this as slight |
| Enjoy the… rest of your funkin' Friday night |
| No one dates our daughter 'till they earn the right |
| We don’t know you. |
| We don’t like you. |
| There’s no chance we might |
| And nothing brings us more malicious and depraved delight |
| Than to bury Girlfriend’s boyfriend on a funkin' Friday night! |
| Please give your perspective |
| On modern non-objective art! |
| Sorry, no thanks… I gotta be frank |
| That we’re due to depart… |
| Do you have tattoos? |
| What size are the shoes your wearing? |
| We need to know, has your appendix been removed? |
| No- Yes- about 11 |
| Oh, I guess, around age 7 |
| I don’t see how |
| These questions matter, now- |
| What’s your blood type? |
| Been to Spain? |
| Were you ever potty trained? |
| Do you recycle glass and cans? |
| Tell us all your future plans- |
| Mom, Dad… since you’ve shown up |
| Things have… really blown up! |
| Look at me! |
| I’m a grown up! |
| I can make my own decisions! |
| Girlfriend, don’t be silly |
| Do you think he’s really |
| Good enough for you? |
| Is this the best you can do? |
| Sure, he’s… not drop-dead gorgeous |
| Smells like old spice and oranges |
| I don’t really mind |
| Plus they say that love is blind |
| Does he… brush twice a day? |
| Eat gluten… soy, eggs, or whey? |
| See, you don’t even know! |
| This dumb kid has got to go! |
| Listen pumpkin- |
| Go on. |
| Dump him- |
| Don’t protest- |
| We know best! |
| You’re being so unfair! |
| He’s not a creep. |
| I swear! |
| We’ll be together… forever! |
| Our kids will have blue hair! |
| Girlfriend ain’t your girlfriend. |
| So get out of sight! |
| She’s a winner, you’re a loser, and you know i’m right! |
| I hope this domineering message ain’t becoming trite |
| So go be someone else’s boyfriend on your funky Friday night! |
| Are you hard of hearing or just not that bright? |
| I won’t let my darling daughter date a parasite! |
| So beat it! |
| Scram! |
| Vamoose! |
| Get lost! |
| And don’t forget to write |
| 'cause your no longer Girlfriend’s boyfriend on this funky… |
| Boyfriend cannot date you 'till he earns the right! |
| He just met you — barely knows you — but i’m scared he might! |
| He’s clearly smitten with his wit and yes, he seems polite |
| But Boyfriend needs a different girlfriend for his funky Friday night! |
| This discussion’s over, I won’t have this fight |
| Why’d we ever let you sign up for that dating site! |
| He may seem positively dreamy — straight up dynamite! |
| But Boyfriend’s still a swingin' single on this funkin'… |
| I don’t care if you’re right! |
| I love him… just as he is despite |
| He’s not a big star or socialite |
| He’s just a great date for this funky Friday night! |
| You’re always so uptight! |
| And dad is… all bark and zero bite! |
| Whatever! |
| Go fly a flippin' kite! |
| You’re not the… boss of this funky… |
| I know that I’m not quite |
| Some kind of Greek god or shining knight |
| Your daughter… still thinks that i’m all right |
| So maybe… don’t wreck her funky Friday night |
| It’s clear we aren’t that tight |
| But maybe… one day you’ll see the light |
| And then we’ll get past this and unite |
| Around or… shared love of funkin'… |
| Friday Night! |