Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Everything's a Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song, artist - Random Encounters. Date of issue: 12.12.2021
Song language: English
Everything's a Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song |
| Everything’s a puzzle, |
| A myst’ry to me! |
| The shape of this toast, or |
| The taste of my tea! |
| Everything’s a riddle; |
| A quand’ry to solve! |
| I’ll best every test, |
| No matter what they involve! |
| We’ve got to use every clue; |
| Till we deduce the final key! |
| We’ve got to plan every move |
| Three steps ahead! |
| I don’t think you can even do that… |
| We’ve got to search every inch, |
| And do it mathematically! |
| Till we solve every riddle, |
| Colossal or little, |
| By fiddling with things methodically! |
| Professor, I don’t see how this is a puzzle- |
| Now now, Luke! |
| Hop to it! |
| That’s what a gentleman does! |
| Don’t get used to this. |
| Everything’s a puzzle! |
| And all that I see |
| Awaits a solution |
| From someone like me! |
| Quantify this mayonnaise! |
| Finagle this cheese! |
| Triangulate pant-size |
| Of this underwear please! |
| Professor, that’s well and good, |
| But really, have you lost your mind? |
| There are no puzzles to solve |
| Beneath a skirt… |
| Quite astute of you! |
| We’ve got to crack every code, |
| Decipher every glyph we find! |
| There’s no need for hints |
| With both our brains combined! |
| Professor- |
| Everything’s a puzzle! |
| I’m sure you’ll agree |
| That everything’s a puzzle |
| To me! |
| Everything’s a puzzle |
| To tinker and tweak! |
| To dig in and dissect |
| The source of mystique! |
| Every new enigma |
| Proves veritably that |
| Everything’s a puz-zle |
| To me! |