Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Resident Enis, artist - Random Encounters.
Date of issue: 02.11.2014
Song language: English
Resident Enis |
Enis: |
Chapter 54, page 105 |
Create a hellhound antidote and keep your victim alive |
It says to cover one eyeball, and the other one, too |
Dodger: |
What for? |
Enis: |
That’s what the book says to do! |
We’ll need a pile of raisins and a magical word |
I like to use the term, 'linguine!' |
'cause it’s pretty absurd |
And once we’ve found ourselves some raisins, pour them into a shoe |
Then flick your ear; |
that’s what the book said to do |
We have to iron a cactus, stick a bee in your nose |
And then we’ll eat a plate of flapjacks, draw some faces on toes |
We’ll all hold hands until they’re sweaty, we’ll pretend we can fly |
And if we don’t…we'll die! |
…I made that part up |
Here, hold this! |
Now you take a creepy baby doll and shake it all around |
Then you shriek like a weasel while you flail on the ground |
And once you’ve done that for two hours, throw that baby down the stairs |
Then we’ll hit each other with metal chairs |
Dodger: |
I’m having second guesses 'bout this spellcasting stuff |
Mark: |
Okay, I found a couple tutus-- |
Enis: |
That’s not nearly enough! |
Next we’ll scatter someone’s ashes as we throw a parade |
And then we’ll sit and have a séance while we’re playing Old Maid |
Wear a big hat! |
Drink from this jar! |
Mark, Dodger: |
None of this song makes sense so far… |
Enis: |
I hope I have some chickens left! |
Mark: |
I dunno what he’s up to, but it’s certainly weird |
Dodger: |
He keeps asking for toenails-- |
Mark: |
--And a leprechaun beard! |
Dodger: |
I don’t think we should trust him, he’s completely insane |
Mark: |
And all the nonsense we’re doing seems expressly inane! |
Dodger: |
Oh, we should totally kill him! |
Mark: |
Yeah, it seems like you’re right |
Dodger: |
I mean, he looks pretty puny |
Mark: |
Won’t be much of a fight |
Dodger: |
We can sneak up behind him-- |
Mark: |
--Drive a stake through his heart! |
Dodger: |
Do your worst! |
Mark: |
Ladies first! |
Mark, Dodger: |
If you won’t impale him, then Enis will start a new verse! |
Enis: |
We gotta whittle a pickle, eat some parmesan cheese |
And then we’ll all watch a movie (Oh no, not the bees!) |
And next we take out the garbage, summon hellbeasts from space |
And then when the portal closes, pull his sleeve up to expose his wounded arm |
And kiss your friend’s dead face! |
Enis: |
Let’s expel our spacebound hellbeasts, then we’ll take out the trash |
We’ll watch a flick and eat some cheese and cut a pickle and dash |
Inside to play kazoo and wear a hat, use metal chairs like baseball bats |
And flail and fly and paint all your toes |
We’ll eat some flapjacks and stick bees in your no-- uh, nevermind |
We’ll grab a shoe to fill with snacks and flick your ear with sneak attacks and |
scream «linguine!» |
to the max |
So here it goes! |