| I’d tell him all my feelings,
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| All the thoughts I’ve been concealing,
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| But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat… a lot…
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| Every day, my favorite subject’s Senpai! |
| (A+ at Senpai!)
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| I could sit and study him for hours at a time! |
| (Sounds kind of boring!)
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| His eyes! |
| His hair! |
| His derrier!
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| It’s crazy and yet I don’t care!
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| And I swear one day I’ll finally make him mine!
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| Who is that cute little student there and
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| Why is she touching his arm?
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| If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I’ll
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| Have to cause her harm!
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| Maybe I should clean up this body,
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| Or just dump it into the trash!
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| Senpai could never love her
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| Cause we’re such a perfect match!
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| Everywhere that he goes,
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| I’ll be there and he won’t know!
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| Am I mad? |
| Maybe so,
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| But I love to sniff his clothes…
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| Then I’ll make him agree
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| He’s my blushing boy-to-be!
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| In the end, all my friends
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| Will then see… Senpai notice me!
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| Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai… (Don't look at Senpai!)
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| Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat. |
| (Doesn't sound friendly…)
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| I promise not to hurt her,
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| Just to frame her for a murder.
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| She’s a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat… I think…
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| Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai… (Hurry up, Senpai!)
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| Could it be he’s making out with her behind my back?! |
| (This could get ugly!)
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| Let’s offer her a shower,
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| Then we’ll turn off all the power,
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| That should sour things and get us back on track!
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| Anyone who flirts with my Senpai
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| Gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt!
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| Talking to my Senpai is not an option,
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| Unless you want to be hurt.
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| Why is everybody a bit uneasy
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| When I pull out this sharp knife?
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| I am not a killer or psycho;
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| I am Senpai’s future wife!
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| Is this fate? |
| Is this stress?
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| Is this Yandere duress?
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| Or obsession? |
| Possession?
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| It’s anybody’s guess.
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| All I know is this school’s
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| Full of murder-making tools.
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| It’s uncanny, but dandy
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| For me! |
| Senpai-
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| Drank this drink! |
| (Lemonade, I think!)
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| Senpai ate this fruit! |
| (Just a bite or two…)
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| Senpai blew his nose! |
| (That's a little gross…)
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| Senpai wore this bathing suit!
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| Senpai called this phone! |
| (You just took her phone…)
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| Senpai shaved this hair! |
| (But it’s not from there…)
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| Senpai left this note! |
| (What was that he wrote?)
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| Senpai wore this underwear!
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| Don’t you wave! |
| Don’t you stare!
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| Don’t you act like you don’t care!
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| Touch my Senpai; |
| I swear I will
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| Maul you like a bear!
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| I’m not weird, or a creep-
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| Though I watch my Senpai sleep…
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| I’m not lovesick; |
| I just
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| Want to see… Senpai notice me! |