Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Proper End: A Stanley Parable Song, artist - Random Encounters. Date of issue: 20.12.2021
Song language: English
A Proper End: A Stanley Parable Song |
| This is the story of a man named Stanley |
| A simple man with a moderately simple job: |
| To sit at his desk and push buttons all day long |
| His job was so simple, in fact, he could even work from home |
| And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without a thought in the world… |
| Until one day… his buttons stopped working |
| How could this be? |
| How would he do his job? |
| Stanley had to fix this! |
| Stanley stepped out of his office through the door |
| Took the stairway up to check the second floor |
| To the right, Stanley kept his storage, that was where his instincts led |
| But instead of right, he set his sights on the room to the left instead |
| Stanley knew this room was not the proper choice |
| But he sat down and ignored his inner voice… |
| This whole «story» thing was something Stanley couldn’t comprehend |
| Let’s start over and find a proper end |
| Stanley’s buttons had blah, blah, blah… you know how this goes |
| Stanley had to fix this! |
| Stanley took the right-hand door, no-STANLEY, RIGHT! |
| It appeared that Stanley wasn’t very bright… |
| Now this story’s utter rubbish, and it’s frankly all your fault |
| Your disdain for my directions brought our plot line to a halt! |
| Let me see if I can get us back on course… |
| Oh dear. |
| Now how’d we find ourselves outdoors? |
| I admit, this all seems foreign, but I loathe to recommend |
| We start over and find a proper end |
| Or at least something with air conditioning… |
| Hang on, Stanley. |
| I have an idea |
| Let’s try something different… |
| This should make our story shine! |
| The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE! |
| Now the plot is much more clear- |
| Why’d it lead us into here??? |
| That’s not right… no, surely not |
| Is this much closer to the plot? |
| How’s it worse with every turn?! |
| Oh, isn’t this a lovely fern? |
| Well? |
| Isn’t it? |
| No… no I suppose it isn’t |
| My standards are just becoming painfully low… |
| Stanley took the- hold on, Stanley’s disappeared… |
| Stanley slept through his alarm, just as I feared… |
| Well, our story doesn’t need him! |
| What’d Stanley ever do? |
| We’ll find him a replacement… like you! |
| Yes, it’s perfect! |
| This new Stanley’s much improved! |
| Other than the fact that Stanley hasn’t moved… |
| Come on, make us a decision! |
| Think like Stanley! |
| Play pretend! |
| Oh, I wouldn’t- Oh, you did, then it’s time for me to bid |
| You and Stanley, a proper end… |
| But the video had so little budget, that instead of a massive fiery explosion, |
| it simply cut to black |