Lyrics Kindergarten: The Musical - Random Encounters

Kindergarten: The Musical

Check out my new yo-yo!
I think it’s pretty sweet…
It only costs a dollar!
My prices can’t be beat!
I’ll trade you for a Hall Pass!
I’ll be your gorgeous wife!
I’ll help you kill our teacher,
With a giant, scary knife.
See the blood
On the cart!
It’s from us!
We’re in juvenile jeopardy!
We’re small,
But we’re smart!
Let’s unite
And we’ll start a little kindergarten coup!
Here’s a Vegan Biscuit
Cause I don’t deal with meat.
I got it from my boyfriend,
Cause he is oh-so-sweet!
Peep this laser pointer!
I know, it’s pretty sick!
Hey!
Give me that, you tinker,
Or I’ll kill you with this stick!
We’re too young!
And too spry!
To be killed!
We’re a Teenybop battalion!
We know
We may die,
But we still
Gotta try a little kindergarten coup!
Once a young student
Was not very prudent
With where he dropped his slop!
So I went and grabbed him,
And brutally stabbed him
With this here very mop!
Well, I give gold stars
to kids who are
My special little rats!
Although, if you make me
Miss my break,
I’ll poison all you brats!
This is Nugget’s nugget,
Possessed by Nugget’s friends!
It signifies our friendship,
and causes lives to end.
I got this creepy paper,
Which I think might be a note-
Oh, I love a good love letter!
Shall we read what Nugget wrote?
Nugget says NO!
We’re all brats
In a bind!
Cause our school
Wants us for experiments!
We know
What we’ll find
But we won’t
Be resigned to being Kindergarten
Tests!
To exploit!
Now’s our time!
We’re an infantile infantry!
We’re here
To destroy
This whole school!
So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!