Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Kindergarten: The Musical , by - Random Encounters. Release date: 12.12.2021
Song language: English
Kindergarten: The Musical |
| Check out my new yo-yo! |
| I think it’s pretty sweet… |
| It only costs a dollar! |
| My prices can’t be beat! |
| I’ll trade you for a Hall Pass! |
| I’ll be your gorgeous wife! |
| I’ll help you kill our teacher, |
| With a giant, scary knife. |
| See the blood |
| On the cart! |
| It’s from us! |
| We’re in juvenile jeopardy! |
| We’re small, |
| But we’re smart! |
| Let’s unite |
| And we’ll start a little kindergarten coup! |
| Here’s a Vegan Biscuit |
| Cause I don’t deal with meat. |
| I got it from my boyfriend, |
| Cause he is oh-so-sweet! |
| Peep this laser pointer! |
| I know, it’s pretty sick! |
| Hey! |
| Give me that, you tinker, |
| Or I’ll kill you with this stick! |
| We’re too young! |
| And too spry! |
| To be killed! |
| We’re a Teenybop battalion! |
| We know |
| We may die, |
| But we still |
| Gotta try a little kindergarten coup! |
| Once a young student |
| Was not very prudent |
| With where he dropped his slop! |
| So I went and grabbed him, |
| And brutally stabbed him |
| With this here very mop! |
| Well, I give gold stars |
| to kids who are |
| My special little rats! |
| Although, if you make me |
| Miss my break, |
| I’ll poison all you brats! |
| This is Nugget’s nugget, |
| Possessed by Nugget’s friends! |
| It signifies our friendship, |
| and causes lives to end. |
| I got this creepy paper, |
| Which I think might be a note- |
| Oh, I love a good love letter! |
| Shall we read what Nugget wrote? |
| Nugget says NO! |
| We’re all brats |
| In a bind! |
| Cause our school |
| Wants us for experiments! |
| We know |
| What we’ll find |
| But we won’t |
| Be resigned to being Kindergarten |
| Tests! |
| To exploit! |
| Now’s our time! |
| We’re an infantile infantry! |
| We’re here |
| To destroy |
| This whole school! |
| So enjoy our little kindergarten coup! |