
Date of issue: 12.12.2021
Song language: English
Kindergarten: The Musical |
Check out my new yo-yo! |
I think it’s pretty sweet… |
It only costs a dollar! |
My prices can’t be beat! |
I’ll trade you for a Hall Pass! |
I’ll be your gorgeous wife! |
I’ll help you kill our teacher, |
With a giant, scary knife. |
See the blood |
On the cart! |
It’s from us! |
We’re in juvenile jeopardy! |
We’re small, |
But we’re smart! |
Let’s unite |
And we’ll start a little kindergarten coup! |
Here’s a Vegan Biscuit |
Cause I don’t deal with meat. |
I got it from my boyfriend, |
Cause he is oh-so-sweet! |
Peep this laser pointer! |
I know, it’s pretty sick! |
Hey! |
Give me that, you tinker, |
Or I’ll kill you with this stick! |
We’re too young! |
And too spry! |
To be killed! |
We’re a Teenybop battalion! |
We know |
We may die, |
But we still |
Gotta try a little kindergarten coup! |
Once a young student |
Was not very prudent |
With where he dropped his slop! |
So I went and grabbed him, |
And brutally stabbed him |
With this here very mop! |
Well, I give gold stars |
to kids who are |
My special little rats! |
Although, if you make me |
Miss my break, |
I’ll poison all you brats! |
This is Nugget’s nugget, |
Possessed by Nugget’s friends! |
It signifies our friendship, |
and causes lives to end. |
I got this creepy paper, |
Which I think might be a note- |
Oh, I love a good love letter! |
Shall we read what Nugget wrote? |
Nugget says NO! |
We’re all brats |
In a bind! |
Cause our school |
Wants us for experiments! |
We know |
What we’ll find |
But we won’t |
Be resigned to being Kindergarten |
Tests! |
To exploit! |
Now’s our time! |
We’re an infantile infantry! |
We’re here |
To destroy |
This whole school! |
So enjoy our little kindergarten coup! |
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