| They sing songs! |
| They tell tales!
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| About me, the Hyrule Warrior!
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| With my sword and my shield,
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| And a satchel that’s full of my junk!
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| I will slay every beast!
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| Every chest will be mine to plunder!
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| I’m the Hero of Time
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| With a Hyrule Warrior’s heart!
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| LINK!
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| HYAAAAH! |
| Er, I mean… Ganondorf, what are you doing here?!
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| That’s none of your Chu Jelly, worm!
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| Whoa! |
| Excuuuuse me, Princess, but I’m the Great Hyrule Warrior!
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| The only thing YOU’RE great at is getting pecked to death by chickens.
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| Step aside! |
| Or you’ll die
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| At the hands of the Hyrule Warrior!
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| I’m too swift and too strong
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| For a hero who’s wearing a dress! |
| (It's a tunic!)
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| I’ll bathe in your blood!
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| Though bathing isn’t my strong suit…
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| I may smell like a pig,
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| But I’ve a Hyrule Warrior’s heart!
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| Careful with your knives, boys.
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| WHAT THE-
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| HOOOOOO- Argh! |
| Dangit!
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| Wait. |
| You can’t POSSIBLY-
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| -be the Hyrule Warrior?
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| All my life, I’ve stood by,
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| Dreaming I was the Hyrule Warrior!
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| Cause I’m smart, and I’m rich!
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| -And you’re prone to dress up as a man.
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| I don’t smash people’s pots!
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| And I never lose battles to children!
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| Every game has my name,
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| Cause I’ve a Hyrule Warrior’s heart!
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| Neither Nayru’s Love, nor Farore’s Wind,
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| Nor the Fires of Din compare
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| To my Courage/Power/Wisdom and my Warrior’s heart!
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| Feel my wrath! |
| Take a bath!
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| Why does nobody save you in any game other than me? |
| (Don't… Blame… Me!!!)
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| You’re a twit. |
| You’re insane!
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| I’m a princess who’s destined for greatness!
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| All the land knows that I have a
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| Heart of a Hy-rule Warrior!
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| I stopped the moon! |
| I woke a fish!
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| I shot things with a crossbow!
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| Heck, I survived the CD-i (with my)
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| Heart of a Hy-rule Warrior!
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| I have legions of beasts! |
| From Dodongos to Keese!
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| You can take that gold brassiere and stuff it!
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| And to prove I’m the best, I’ll tear out from your chest that dumb
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| Heart of a Hy-rule Warrior! |