Lyrics Ladyboss - Rachel Bloom

Ladyboss

Huh!
This is an anthem!
Huh!
For all the ladies out there!
Huh!
Runnin' their own shit!
Huh!
'Cause bein' a boss is empowering!
Huh!
But it’s also kinda weird
Huh!
So this is how it feels to be a hashtag ladyboss!
La-la-ladyboss!
La-la-ladyboss!
I want you to do what I want, but let me say it in a nice way
Oh right, I shouldn’t care if you think I’m nice
Do you think I’m a bitch?
Well, I don’t give a shit!
But if I do give a shit, does that make me weak?
Ladyboss!
La-la-ladyboss tips!
Take big swings and suppress the fear of catastrophic failure
Other women aren’t a threat, but some see you as a threat, like, «What did I do to you, Taylor?»
Demand a raise and don’t say «I know other people could do my job»
Get a Ruth Bader Ginsburg pillow for your office to muffle the sound of sobs
Huh!
(Sobbing)
Rachel, we need you in the meeting
Coming!
I want you to do what I want, but let me say it in a nice way
Oh right, I shouldn’t care if you think I’m nice
Do you think I’m a bitch?
Well, I don’t give a shit!
But if I do give a shit, is that internalized misogyny?
Is it?
I have some very useful thoughts on this
Not now, Derek!
Ugh!
And how much boob is too much boob?
How much boob is too much boob?
On my deathbed I’ll still be asking…
How much boob is too much boob?
Where’s the money?
WHERE’S THE MONEY, YOU OLD BITCH?!
I want you to do what I want, but let me say it in a nice way
Oh right, I shouldn’t care if you think I’m nice
Do you think I’m a bitch?
Well, I don’t give a shit!
But if I do give a shit-
Seriously, Taylor, what is your problem with me?
I don’t know.
I guess that deep down, I think your success means my failure
Wow, okay.
Um, let’s talk about that
Yeah, fuck the music video!
Well, I guess it started in elementary school, when I was being kinda loud,
and then this one teacher said, «Why can’t you be quiet, like Jessica?»
I have some very useful thoughts on this too!
Derek!
Just give us five minutes, okay?
You got it, boss!
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Ladyboss!