Lyrics Die When I'm Young - Rachel Bloom

Die When I'm Young

I don’t live for the future
I don’t live in the past
I throw my hands up in bliss
Ready for the world’s kiss
No regrets or hesitations
Taking chances
'Cause I wanna die when I’m young
Burn out fast and dance forever
I wanna die when I’m young
'Cause-
: Hello?
: Hi, Rachel, it’s Dr. Weinblatt calling with your test results
: Oh hey, what’s up?
: I’m afraid to say the biopsy came back positive
: What do you mean, positive?
I’m gonna die when I’m young
I didn’t expect this to literally happen
I’m gonna die when I’m young
I guess this is what I wanted
Back in the club shakin' my ass
Then I have to lay down for a while
(Yeah, lay down!)
Hang with the DJ, spin a coupla tracks
And then I throw up bile
(Cool!)
Gettin' freaky with a hottie
And we just don’t stop
The way he’s touchin' up my body
Makes my panties drop
I say, «I'm dyin'.»
He says, «I'm sorry.»
I say «Let's fuck.»
He says, «I'm sad now.»
Gonna die when I’m young
I should have had my home checked for asbestos
Gonna die when I’m young
Yeah, it was way cooler in theory
Doctors give me heavy sedatives
O-M-G, I’m such a stoner!
Hands are feelin' up my body
'Cause I’m an organ donor
I’m dyin' young just 'cause I lived too fast
Also, I have a tumor
Yo, y’all think you’re so cool for dyin' young?
Well, I’m an aborted fetus,
motherfucker!
I died so young, I didn’t even live!
I’ll never go to preschool or the prom
So I get bitches hotter than my teenage mom
I spit rhymes faster than my stem cells heal
So let the beat drop like my nuts never will
Die when I’m young
Oh God, this is terrifying!
Die when I’m young
Please, I take it back!
Die when I’m young
I never should have aborted that pimp-ass fetus!
Die when I’m young
: Shit that bitch is dead!