I asked my wife, here they are: “Give me a triplet for a hangover,” well, a wall.
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I fell and lay on the floor, and my wife was on me: "Boo-boo-boo."
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But before he lived, drank and drank, knew only work and women,
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Well, now, like a paycheck - a scandal, just came - and fell.
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Oh, kids, no one should get married before thirty.
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This marriage is such a poison, but it's better to live alone.
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I was lying on my side before the wedding, and getting married was a scandal, by God:
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Bring more money, a whole load, and try to ask - they will knock on the nose.
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I used to live here: I bought a motorcycle, traveled back and forth,
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He walked around drunk, loved girls, never lost heart.
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Oh, kids, where do witches in the guise of a wife come from?
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This is such a bad bore, yes, these are nightmares.
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I turned on the TV - there is football - and my wife stepped on the hem.
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So everything would be fine, but the wife will scream like a fool:
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“You don’t bring it into the house, you just smoke and drink, you sit for days, you watch TV.
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If only he would go and shake our carpet. |
Well, why did you lock up the kitten?
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What kind of calls do you have at night? |
Forever buddies under the window grumble, drank, again,
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I see you want a scandal?
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I got up, took my wife and kissed her.
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Not even a couple of minutes pass here, when the young wife settled down, ran here and
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brought me wine.
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Affectionately looks crafty cutie. |
But why did I please you so much?
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Just for a week, tired from work, he slept like the dead without strength.
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The wife will be both contented and kind if you are affectionate with her.
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But one is still much more comfortable, together with friends, rather. |