Translation of the song lyrics JOINT - Kabát

JOINT (original)

Vždycky takhle ráno otevírám oči
Zeměkoule už se zase rychlejc točí
Jen co sem vstal hned sem upad na zem
Hergot to je fofr no to sem blázen
Zapálím si dám si kafé k tomu léky ať sem zdravej
Usměju se na sousedy popřeju jim dobrej den
Kouknul sem se do zrcadla musel sem se smát
I takový strašný věci můžou se stát
Domovnice na schodech se mě asi lekla
Stačila se pokřížovat o zem sebou sekla
Začíná to pěkně dneska nehodlám bejt vůbec smutnej
Uchechtám se k smrti to sem si já vždycky přál jó
Mám čtyři hlavy a děsně mě to baví
Kolem tunový brouci jsou jich celý davy
Začli dupat až sem z toho upad
Měli saka kravaty a povolení šňupat
Tom a Jerry byli tuze skvělí
Spadli z nebe do prdele tancuje se pije žere
Všechny nás to děsně baví máme totiž žlutý hlavy
Teď sme tady, sme tady
Joint dneska máme karnyval
Joint budeme se bavit dál
Bylo to tuze smutný všichni se tuze smáli
A k tomu ty sloni který Pogo tancovali
Santa Klaus se bavil cigaretu balil
Ztratil někde dárky a tak příšerně se nalil
Já jsem se zhroutil smíchy se kroutil
Zeměkoule z tebe koule směju se až bolej koule
Teď mě z toho brní břicho zastavte to ať je ticho
Ať je ticho, je ticho
Joint dneska máme karnyval
Joint budeme se bavit dál…
Joint !

JOINT (translation)

I always open my eyes like this in the morning
The globe is spinning faster again
As soon as I got up, I immediately fell to the ground
Hergot it's a bullshit, I'm not crazy
I'll light it and I'll have a coffee shop to keep the health here
I smile at the neighbors and wish them a good day
I looked in the mirror and had to laugh
Even such terrible things can happen
The housekeeper on the stairs probably scared me
She crossed the ground with herself
It's starting nicely today, I'm not going to be sad at all
I chuckle to death, that's what I've always wanted
I have four heads and I really enjoy it
There are crowds around the ton of beetles
They started stomping all the way down
They wore jackets, ties and sniffed permits
Tom and Jerry were really great
They fell from the sky to fuck dancing with drinking eats
We all really enjoy it because we have yellow heads
We are here now, we are here
Joint today we have a carnyval
Joint we will have fun further
It was very sad everyone laughed hard
And the elephants that danced Pogo
Santa Claus was having fun packing a cigarette
He lost presents somewhere and poured himself so terribly
I collapsed with laughter twisted
Globe balls make you laugh until the ball hurts
Now my stomach is pounding, stop it, let it be quiet
Let there be silence, there is silence
Joint today we have a carnyval
Joint we will have fun further…
Joint!