| Ho for te byen sko studera
| Ho for te byen shoe study
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| Å eg satt igjen i ein gravemaskin
| Oh, I was left in an excavator
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| Ho sko komma heim, starta AS
| She came home, started AS
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| Å ho sko ver sjef for økonomi
| Oh ho sko ver head of finance
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| Eg henta inn anbud hos Volvo å Cat
| I got a tender from Volvo for Cat
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| Sko ha åtte å seksten tonnar
| Shoes have eight to sixteen tons
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| So kom ho heim med ein advokat
| So she came home with a lawyer
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| Gravid i ein flettny Passat
| Pregnant in a brand new Passat
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| Han va stygg så ein satan
| He was ugly as hell
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| Mangla berre ein greip
| Only one grip was missing
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| Så sleip og så ekkel
| So sneaky and so nasty
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| Med ein forferdelig sleik
| With a terrible lick
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| Å eg kalla han da så heng onna ein hest
| And I called him then hang onna a horse
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| Å han va falsk så ein gammal sjømannsprest
| Oh, he was so fake, an old sailor priest
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| Eg dempa sorgen i ein daglig støy
| I dampen the sadness in a daily noise
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| Å alt eg hadde råd te va ein haug av ein brøyt
| And all I could afford was a pile of bread
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| Syns at livet ikkje e heilt rettferdig
| Thinks that life is not completely fair
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| Han byggde opp huse så eg hadde tegna
| He built houses so I could draw
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| På tomta te svigers og når da sto ferdig
| On the plot, the in-laws tea and when it was finished
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| Så kom ho tebake me halen mellom beinan
| Then he came back with his tail between his legs
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| Ho flytta inn, ho flytta ut, å Hotel Cæsar va igång
| She moved in, she moved out, å Hotel Cæsar va igång
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| Han va stygg så ein satan
| He was ugly as hell
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| Mangla berre ein greip
| Only one grip was missing
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| Så sleip og så ekkel
| So sneaky and so nasty
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| Med ein forferdelig sleik
| With a terrible lick
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| Å eg kalla han da så heng onna ein hest
| And I called him then hang onna a horse
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| Å han va falsk så ein gammal sjømannsprest
| Oh, he was so fake, an old sailor priest
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| Eg dempa sorgen i ein daglig støy
| I dampen the sadness in a daily noise
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| Å alt eg hadde råd te va ein haug av ein brøyt
| And all I could afford was a pile of bread
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| Syns at livet ikkje e heilt rettferdig | Thinks that life is not completely fair |
| Å han va stygg så ein satan
| Oh, he was ugly as hell
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| Mangla berre ein greip
| Only one grip was missing
|
| Så sleip og så ekkel
| So sneaky and so nasty
|
| Med ein forferdelig sleik
| With a terrible lick
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| Å eg kalla han da så heng onna ein hest
| And I called him then hang onna a horse
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| Å han va falsk så ein gammal sjømannsprest
| Oh, he was so fake, an old sailor priest
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| Eg dempa sorgen i ein daglig støy
| I dampen the sadness in a daily noise
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| Å alt eg hadde råd te va ein haug av ein brøyt
| And all I could afford was a pile of bread
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| Syns at livet ikkje e heilt rettferdig | Thinks that life is not completely fair |