| Welcome to Scandaland | 
| Ye, don't take our example, bro | 
| Don't tell your mom, uncle | 
| GIONNYSCANDAL: | 
| If I call you "son of a bitch" there is a reason | 
| Do not think that I am calling you because I want to be with you | 
| I want who gave you to the world | 
| And if you call me later, don't worry, I won't answer | 
| Give me language tuition | 
| They said you're good with the language | 
| Native language | 
| They said you're a good housewife | 
| You fuck better than your daughter | 
| I look at your ass while you use the Swiffer | 
| It is clear that I like MILFs, call me Stifler | 
| The potato is a business for me | 
| I have so many chips that Cipster sponsors me | 
| O madame, come here to me | 
| If you have a fourth and a big ass you can dance burlesque | 
| Oh madame, madame don't beat it up | 
| Oh madame, madame, but give it to me | 
| RIT: | 
| You want to know why I'm staying with you | 
| Because to be honest I don't care about you | 
| Do you want to know who she is (who she is) | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom | 
| You want to know why I'm staying with you | 
| Because, to be honest, I don't care about you | 
| You want to know who he is, who he is | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom | 
| GHALI FOH: | 
| Ye, knock on the door, knock knock | 
| I like hip hop, she likes Korn | 
| Sorry I don't make popcorn | 
| Slaps on the ass, with a hole in the porthole | 
| She leaves me, her mom hates me, I listen to Rick Ross | 
| He laughed at me, he called me yoyo | 
| Now she goes up and down like a yoyo | 
| Scratch pussies, money and fame a go go | 
| He plays the fake big boss | 
| The chorus starts "you're leaving yes or no" | 
| Come on, let's have a laugh | 
| My favorite dish is rice and potatoes | 
| Your mother looks at me badly | 
| She breaks me like the Loackers | 
| But she likes my rap | 
| She catches me and calls me "friar" | 
| I make you smoke from my joint | 
| But don't tell your mom | 
| Which then comes and slaughters me | 
| And then it puts you to sleep | 
| I roll up the window until everything fogs up | 
| Your spamma type | 
| Ghali Foh smears | 
| RIT: | 
| You want to know why I'm staying with you | 
| Because, to be honest, I don't care about you | 
| You want to know who he is, who he is | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom | 
| You want to know why I'm staying with you | 
| Because, to be honest, I don't care about you | 
| You want to know who he is, who he is | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom | 
| BRIDGE: | 
| If you want Ghali Foh don't tell your mom | 
| If you want GionnyScandal don't tell your mom | 
| If you want Ghali Foh don't tell your mom | 
| If you want GionnyScandal don't tell your mom, zi | 
| RIT: | 
| You want to know why I'm staying with you | 
| Because to be honest I don't care about you | 
| Do you want to know who he is (who he is) | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom | 
| You want to know why I'm staying with you | 
| Because, to be honest, I don't care about you | 
| You want to know who he is, who he is | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom | 
| OUTRO: | 
| Don't tell your mom, bro | 
| Bad examples, it's 2009 uncle | 
| Ye, it's beautiful Ghali | 
| Beautiful MILF, beautiful MILF uncle | 
| But don't tell your mom, don't tell your mom |