Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Première Consultation, artist - Doc Gyneco. Date of issue: 10.04.1996
Song language: French
Première Consultation(original) |
| Mes clientes en sont dj au rouge lvres |
| Mais pas de mouron, l’ouverture, je serai prt |
| Lavez, sonnez, puis entrez, s’il vous plait patientez |
| J’enfile gants tachets et ma blouse craque |
| Ma secretaire flaire, le carnet d’rendez-vous m’a rendu fou |
| Trop d’patientes, trop de paires de fesses me prendre |
| Trop d’herps… |
| Dis moi, dis moi |
| Son infection sera-t-elle belle belle belle |
| Le docteur a peur, c’est con mais bon |
| Vais-je assurer, comment va se passer |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| De peur de s’faire foutter puis au biais d’rexpdier |
| Certaines veulent me forcer falsifier |
| Mes certificats de virginit |
| Elles savent que tout peut s’ngocier |
| Des malades imaginaires de 70 ans |
| Me font perdre mon temps |
| Des fois, j’me crois dans la brousse au Viet-Nam |
| Alors comme les carrs, j’opre en apalme mesure ces dames |
| Glisse ma langue et ma lame |
| Des maris jaloux accompagnent leur femme |
| J’suis donc oblig de travailler avec doigt et subtillit |
| Mais comme les sadiques, j’adore tre regarde |
| Ouai, je travaille o d’autres s’amusent |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| J’ai prescrit du Micologue et des Duphaston |
| Une patiente me fait remarquer mon spculum est rouill |
| Frotti, frotta, j’ai fini le taf |
| Des patientes que j’ai loupes |
| J’me mfie, je fais gaffe |
| Je rentre chez moi, ma femme m’a fait des moules-frittes |
| Pourquoi comme lui a dit monsieur Marie |
| Elle a mis des habits sexy |
| Le devoir conjugal, a suffit |
| J’ai fini de travailler et dois recommencer |
| Je travaille o d’autres s’amusent |
| Peut-tre que j’abuse en tout cas, j’accuse |
| Toutes celles qui, dans mon cabinet, s’amusent |
| C’tait la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation |
| La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation. |
| (translation) |
| My clients are already in lipstick |
| But no chickweed, the opening, I'll be ready |
| Wash, ring, then come in, please wait |
| I put on spotted gloves and my blouse creaks |
| My secretary smells, the appointment book drove me crazy |
| Too many patients, too many pairs of buttocks to take me |
| Too much herps... |
| Tell me, tell me |
| Will her infection be beautiful beautiful beautiful |
| The doctor is scared, it's stupid but good |
| Will I deliver, how will it be |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| For fear of getting screwed then through sending back |
| Some want to force me to falsify |
| My virginity certificates |
| They know that everything can be negotiated |
| 70-year-old imaginary patients |
| waste my time |
| Sometimes I think I'm in the bush in Viet-Nam |
| So like the squares, I operate in peace measure these ladies |
| Slide my tongue and my blade |
| Jealous husbands accompany their wives |
| So I have to work with finger and subtlety |
| But like the sadists, I love to be looked at |
| Yeah, I work where others play |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| I prescribed Micologue and Duphastons |
| A patient points out my speculum is rusty |
| Rubbed, rubbed, I finished the job |
| Patients that I missed |
| I'm suspicious, I'm careful |
| I'm going home, my wife made me mussels and frites |
| Why as Mr. Mary said to him |
| She put on sexy clothes |
| Marital duty, was enough |
| I'm done working and have to start over |
| I work where others play |
| Maybe I'm abusing anyway, I accuse |
| All those who, in my office, have fun |
| It was the 1st, 1st, 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation |
| The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation. |