Translation of the song lyrics Première Consultation - Doc Gyneco

Première Consultation (original)

Mes clientes en sont dj au rouge lvres
Mais pas de mouron, l’ouverture, je serai prt
Lavez, sonnez, puis entrez, s’il vous plait patientez
J’enfile gants tachets et ma blouse craque
Ma secretaire flaire, le carnet d’rendez-vous m’a rendu fou
Trop d’patientes, trop de paires de fesses me prendre
Trop d’herps…
Dis moi, dis moi
Son infection sera-t-elle belle belle belle
Le docteur a peur, c’est con mais bon
Vais-je assurer, comment va se passer
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
De peur de s’faire foutter puis au biais d’rexpdier
Certaines veulent me forcer falsifier
Mes certificats de virginit
Elles savent que tout peut s’ngocier
Des malades imaginaires de 70 ans
Me font perdre mon temps
Des fois, j’me crois dans la brousse au Viet-Nam
Alors comme les carrs, j’opre en apalme mesure ces dames
Glisse ma langue et ma lame
Des maris jaloux accompagnent leur femme
J’suis donc oblig de travailler avec doigt et subtillit
Mais comme les sadiques, j’adore tre regarde
Ouai, je travaille o d’autres s’amusent
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
J’ai prescrit du Micologue et des Duphaston
Une patiente me fait remarquer mon spculum est rouill
Frotti, frotta, j’ai fini le taf
Des patientes que j’ai loupes
J’me mfie, je fais gaffe
Je rentre chez moi, ma femme m’a fait des moules-frittes
Pourquoi comme lui a dit monsieur Marie
Elle a mis des habits sexy
Le devoir conjugal, a suffit
J’ai fini de travailler et dois recommencer
Je travaille o d’autres s’amusent
Peut-tre que j’abuse en tout cas, j’accuse
Toutes celles qui, dans mon cabinet, s’amusent
C’tait la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation
La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation.

Première Consultation (translation)

My clients are already in lipstick
But no chickweed, the opening, I'll be ready
Wash, ring, then come in, please wait
I put on spotted gloves and my blouse creaks
My secretary smells, the appointment book drove me crazy
Too many patients, too many pairs of buttocks to take me
Too much herps...
Tell me, tell me
Will her infection be beautiful beautiful beautiful
The doctor is scared, it's stupid but good
Will I deliver, how will it be
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
For fear of getting screwed then through sending back
Some want to force me to falsify
My virginity certificates
They know that everything can be negotiated
70-year-old imaginary patients
waste my time
Sometimes I think I'm in the bush in Viet-Nam
So like the squares, I operate in peace measure these ladies
Slide my tongue and my blade
Jealous husbands accompany their wives
So I have to work with finger and subtlety
But like the sadists, I love to be looked at
Yeah, I work where others play
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
I prescribed Micologue and Duphastons
A patient points out my speculum is rusty
Rubbed, rubbed, I finished the job
Patients that I missed
I'm suspicious, I'm careful
I'm going home, my wife made me mussels and frites
Why as Mr. Mary said to him
She put on sexy clothes
Marital duty, was enough
I'm done working and have to start over
I work where others play
Maybe I'm abusing anyway, I accuse
All those who, in my office, have fun
It was the 1st, 1st, 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation
The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation.