| The Producer |
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| My name is Jon Caffery and I am the producer of this record |
| It was performed by Die Toten Hosen from Düsseldorf and made in Germany |
| And I mean West-Germany |
| I thank you for placing your trust in me |
| For further information or potential risks and side effects |
| Please consult your doctor or ask your neighbours |
| What more can I say? |
| Let’s begin |
