| Are you ready?
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| I came across the ocean on a subway line
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| Invited to a wedding party of some friends of mine
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| North, south, east even west
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| I knew when I arrived the party would be fresh
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| So my train stopped at the dock
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| I felt that it was time to hit the hop
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| To the hip-hip, the hop you don’t stop
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| Yeah, that party rocked
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| I wanted something to drink and a bite to eat
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| A place to go party and rock to the beat
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| So when I turned the corner, to my surprise
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| I heard a sound that made me realise
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| I heard a sound when I turned the corner
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| I knew that, that I was in the corner
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| I heard the turn the corner what did I hear?
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| A hundred voices shout loud and clear
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| This’s what I heard them say:
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| Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder
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| Bommerlunder eisgekühlt
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| They said:
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| Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder
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| Bommerlunder eisgekühlt
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| Und dazu ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken
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| Ein belegtes Brot mit Ei
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| Das sind zwei belegte Brote
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| Eins mit Schinken, eins mit Ei, Ei, Ei…
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| Check it out
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| They said the formula for feeling fine
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| Is to drink Bommerlunder all the time
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| So come on you all and you’re drinking up
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| The Bommerlunder kinda make you shake your butt
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| Oh yeah this drink is right on time
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| They said a couple of sips and it can blow your mind
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| You see to drink Bommerlunder you don’t need class
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| You can be a smelly bum sitting on your ass
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| You can be a king or even a queen
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| And when you drink Bommerlunder you’re on the scene
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| You see, get something to drink and then stand on your head
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| Bommerlunder rock the living and rock the dead
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| So get off your seat and rock to the beat
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| To the beat stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp your feet
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| To the Bomme, Bomme, Bomme, Bommerlunder beat
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| So check it out:
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| Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder
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| Bommerlunder eisgekühlt
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| They said:
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| Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder
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| Bommerlunder eisgekühlt
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| Und dazu ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken
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| Ein belegtes Brot mit Ei
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| Das sind zwei belegte Brote
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| Eins mit Schinken, eins mit Ei
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| Toten Hosen in the place to be
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| All together now
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| Let me hear you sing:
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| We don’t want to, we don’t need to
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| Do that New York crap
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| We’re rockers, Punkrockers
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| And this is how we rap
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| It’s gotta be hard
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| It’s gotta be loud
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| To make us scream and shout. |
| (Wait, wait, Dummkopfs!)
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| There’s no way you can stop us
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| Once we’ve started out
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| You see rapping to the beat is not hard
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| For me rap-rocking is my job
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| This stuff you’re talking sounds like crap
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| You don’t even understand the meaning of rap
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| You don’t even know how to keep the beat
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| You all sound like a clown that stare right at me
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| I can tell by the clothes and the way you look
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| That you can never ever make it to the fashion-book
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| But you can giggle, shout and do shit like that
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| If you can’t keep the beat you’ll never make a rap like this
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| And you don’t stop, that’s not the way that you rap
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| You better keep practising all night long
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| And maybe in a hundred years you’ll have a hit song
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| Well I’m sick and tired of this Bommerlunder-jive
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| Going back to New York where the people are alive
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| So check, check, check it out, Freddy Love is gonna be about
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| Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder
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| Bommerlunder eisgekühlt… |