Translation of the song lyrics Toponoto Blues - Def Con Dos

Toponoto Blues (original)

Esta es la historia del padre Toponoto
Misionero altruísta, sin un pelo de tonto
Fué mártir por evangelizar
A los caníbales del Africa Central
Redactó en latín su propio catecismo
Aunque a los watusi les diera lo mismo
El jefe de la tribu fué a visitarle
Y le pilló con su hijo sin el taparrabos
Con una manzana en la boca
Protesta y maldice en el fondo de una olla
Sólo envidiarás los bienes materiales
Que tienen tus amigos antes de robarles
Darás limosna a todos los mendigos
Que puedan convertirse en esclavos gratuitos
Sólo robarás si es necesario
Para irte de putas o comprar caballo
Toponoto mala gente
Destruyamos la misión
No queremos Toponoto
Dame el caliz on the rocks
Como Dios manda
Sodomizarás a la mujer de tu vecino
Mientras su marido lee 'El Camino'
Puedes velar por los principios morales
Cuando te lo hagas con los animales
Sólo desearás a tus enemigos
Cáncer de pulmón o el suicidio
Toponoto mala gente
Destruyamos la misión
No queremos Toponoto
Dame el caliz on the rocks
Como Dios manda

Toponoto Blues (translation)

This is the story of father Toponoto
Altruistic missionary, without a fool's hair
He was a martyr for evangelizing
To the cannibals of Central Africa
He wrote his own catechism in Latin
Even if the watusi didn't care
The chief of the tribe went to visit him
And he caught him with his son without the loincloth
With an apple in the mouth
Protest and curse at the bottom of a pot
You will only envy material goods
What do your friends have before you steal from them
You will give alms to all the beggars
May they become free slaves
You will only steal if necessary
To go to whores or buy a horse
bad people
Let's destroy the mission
We don't want Toponoto
Give me the chalice on the rocks
as God commands
You will sodomize your neighbor's wife
While her husband reads 'El Camino'
You can watch over moral principles
When you do it with the animals
You will only wish on your enemies
Lung cancer or suicide
bad people
Let's destroy the mission
We don't want Toponoto
Give me the chalice on the rocks
as God commands