Translation of the song lyrics Cuanta cacota I - Def Con Dos

Cuanta cacota I (original)

Sales con amigos y algunos conocidos
Tratando de hacer migas por varios motivos
Trabajo, ligoteo, afinidad profesional
No sabes lo que buscas ni lo que vas a encontrar
Pero cuado toca pagar las copas
Casi todos disimulan, se escaquean, te abandonan
Uno se va al baño, otros al cajero
Y a ti te toca siempre acoquinarle al camarero
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa
Tu mejor amigo ha roto con su novia
Y has tenido que aguantar su llorera tonta
Y para que la olvide tú tratas de ayudarle
Diciéndole que era una tipa insoportable
Tenía el culo gordo, hablaba muy alto
Era una palurda que causaba espanto
Pero hace una semana que se han reconciliado
Y a ver que cara pones a tu amigo ennoviado
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia
¡Ay qué amigos somos!
¡Qué bien nos caemos!
Aunque nos conozcamos desde hace poco tiempo
Y he de serte franco, te seré sincero
Necesito que me prestes un poco de dinero
Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite
Si te dejo la pasta no vuelvo a verte
Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite
Si me dejas la pasta no vuelves a verme
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Dinero y amistad no se mezcla ni se roza
Otro buen amigo recién separado
Viene a vivir contigo deprimido y cabreado
Odia a su exmujer porque se ha quedado
Con el piso que con tanto sudor había comprado
Y es que hay que ser tonto, hay que ser pardillo
Para divorciarse cuando se tienen hijos
Él va a la puta calle y de cabeza a tu casa
Y trágate a tu amigo el tiempo que haga falta
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Dinero y amistad no se mezclan ni se rozan
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia

(translation)

You go out with friends and some acquaintances
Trying to make friends for various reasons
Work, flirt, professional affinity
You don't know what you're looking for or what you're going to find
But when it's time to pay for the drinks
Almost everyone hides, they shy away, they abandon you
One goes to the bathroom, others to the cashier
And you always have to scare the waiter
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Never trust the one who does not pay for his drink
Your best friend has broken up with his girlfriend
And you've had to put up with their silly crying
And so that he forgets her, you try to help him
Telling her that she was an unbearable girl
She had a fat ass, she talked real loud
She was a slob who caused horror
But a week ago they reconciled
And let's see what face you put on your enamored friend
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
You put her to give birth and now you know that she hates you
Oh what friends we are!
How well we like each other!
Even though we've only known each other for a short time
And I have to be frank, I'll be honest
I need you to lend me some money
Friendship and money, water and oil
If I leave you the pasta I will never see you again
Friendship and money, water and oil
If you leave me the dough, you won't see me again
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Money and friendship do not mix or touch
Another good friend just separated
He comes to live with you depressed and pissed off
He hates his ex-wife because she has stayed
With the apartment that with so much sweat had bought
And you have to be a fool, you have to be a nerd
To get divorced when you have children
He goes to the fucking street and head to your house
And swallow your friend as long as it takes
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
You eat the brown if the colleague gets divorced
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Never trust the one who does not pay for his drink
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
You put her to give birth and now you know that he hates you
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
Money and friendship do not mix or rub
Uuuuuuuh how much cacota
You eat the brown if the colleague gets divorced