Translation of the song lyrics Los reyes son los padres - Def Con Dos

Los reyes son los padres (original)

Papá Noel ha muerto asesinado
Santa Claus ha muerto empalado
El rey Gaspar ha muerto descuartizado
Los niños ya no tienen a quien pedir los regalos
El ratoncito Pérez es seropositivo
Se lleva los dientes de los niños con el virus
Los reyes son los padres, pero están divorciados
Ya no tienes a nadie a quien pedir los regalos
Tu madre es una puta, tu padre es un borracho
Y tú vendes kleenex en el semáforo
A ver a quién le pides ahora los regalos
Los reyes son los padres, pero están arruinados
Les has quitado la pasta para pillarte el jaco
Y los camellos vienen del Oriente Lejano
¡¡Eh, colega!
Me llamo Paco
Dame un poco de jaco
Ya no me queda ni un duro
Pero invítame a un poco de burro
No creas que tengo morro
Porque, colegui, hazte un porro
No me digas vaya, vaya
Y hazte ya una raya
Ya que vas de coleguilla
Dame ya una pildorilla
No te creas que soy fino
Deja el mechero para encender el chino
Chino mentiroso, chino mentiroso
Deja en paz al Sendero Luminoso

(translation)

Santa Claus has been murdered
Santa Claus has died impaled
King Gaspar has been quartered
Children no longer have anyone to ask for gifts
The tooth fairy is seropositive
He takes the teeth of children with the virus
The kings are the parents, but they are divorced
You no longer have anyone to ask for gifts
Your mother is a whore, your father is a drunk
And you sell kleenex at the traffic light
Let's see who you ask for the gifts now
The kings are the fathers, but they are ruined
You have taken away their dough to catch the jaco
And camels come from the Far East
Hey buddy!
My name is Paco
Gimme some jaco
I don't have a penny left
But buy me some donkey
Do not think that I have a nose
Because, mate, make yourself a joint
Don't tell me go go
And make yourself a line
Since you're going as a colleague
Give me a little pill
Don't think I'm fine
Leave the lighter to light the Chinese
Chinese liar, Chinese liar
Leave the Shining Path alone