Translation of the song lyrics Don Condón - Def Con Dos

Don Condón (original)

Hola soy J. Al Andalus de Def Con Dos
Y yo soy Strawberry, buenas tardes a todos
Hola Mexico!
¿Qué pasa?
Ei que no me usa nadie
O me usa roto, o me usa picado, o me usa pasado de fecha
O simplemente no me usa
Ei ¿qué pasa?
Dijo el señor Condón que no me uuuuuuuuu
Que no me, que no me, que no me usais
Que no me usan, que no me quieren
Que en ca, que en casita me odian por
Que No me quieren pa nai no me quieren tirai
O me tienen olvidao en el fondo del cajón
O me tienen en la cartera hasta que caduca la fecha
Y yo digo pobre señor condón y yo digo pobre señor condón
Que nadie le quiere usai que nadie le quiere usai
Si no quiere el virus, si no quiere el virus, si no quiere el VIH
Desempolva el cajón y tira el condón
Y comprate otro que tenga la fecha que la tenga bien
Y que todo esté a punto para coger
Para echarte un palo y para gozar
Para ver disfrutar y pa pasarlo bien
Que para eso está que para eso está
El sexoooo
Con promiscuidad y con ganas de gozar
Y con ganas de pasarlo bien
Con ganas de coger un buen ambiente
Con amigos, con amigas
Con hombres, con mujeres
Como a cada cual le guste a cada cual le venga en gana
Con respeto y con amor
O sin él que tampoco hace falta, eh?
Todo hay que decirlo y.
Que se le va!
Y entonces me dijo el señor condón
El señor condón el señor condon
Ay que bien me quedo ay que bien me quedo
Que me he encontrado a los de Def Con Dos
A los de Def Con Dos a los de Def Con Dos
¿a quien?
Ay!
A los de def con dos a los de def con dos
Que me los he encontrado a los de def con dos
Dijo don condon dijo don condon usameee
Usame vida usame
Sacame del cajon tirame a la basura y vete a la farmacia
Y comprate uno nuevo que esté muy bien
Y no lo laves!
Que para cada cogida vale nada mas que una vez un condon
Que no seas guarro hombre, que no lo laves y luego hala
Otra vez, pues no
Para cada cogida una vez y luego a la basura
Que no al water que se atasca!
Y a gozar y a pasarlo bien
Cada uno goza con lo que más le gusta!
Y a pasarlo bien
Y a gozar y a coger y a disfrutar
Y a echarse un palo como a cada cual le pueda gustar
Y donde cada cual quiera gozar
Pero con condón dijo don condon
Que si yo no voy no vale de nada
Que si yo no voy nada mas que estais jugando
Con la señora muerte muchas veces porque hay bichos
Que se pone en las cosas
Y muchas cochinadas de la falta de higiene
De que no se lava lo que se tiene que es la…
Que somos def con dos!
Que no somos pata negra
Pero da igual como si lo fueramos
Andele, andele andele andele
El señor condon que contento se fue
Que contento me voy
A ver si me sacan del sobre
A ver si no me rompen
Aver si no me rompo
Y a ver si no hay… un condon picao
Picaooooo
Usalo, y goza!
Vamonos!

Don Condón (translation)

Hi, I'm J. Al Andalus from Def Con Dos
And I'm Strawberry, good afternoon everyone
Hi Mexico!
What's the matter?
Hey nobody uses me
Either he uses me broken, or he uses me chopped, or he uses me out of date
Or just don't use me
Hey what's up?
Mr. Condom said no to me uuuuuuuuu
That you don't, that you don't, that you don't use me
That they don't use me, that they don't love me
That in ca, that in little house they hate me for
They don't want me pa nai they don't want me tirai
Or they have me forgotten at the bottom of the drawer
Or they keep me in the portfolio until the date expires
And I say poor sir condom and I say poor sir condom
That no one loves him usai that no one loves him usai
If you don't want the virus, if you don't want the virus, if you don't want HIV
Dust out the drawer and throw away the condom
And buy another one that has the date that has it right
And that everything is ready to fuck
To give you a stick and to enjoy
To see enjoy and to have a good time
That's what it's for, that's what it's for
The sex
With promiscuity and wanting to enjoy
And wanting to have a good time
Eager to catch a good atmosphere
With friends, with friends
With men, with women
As each one likes each one pleases
With respect and with love
Or without him, which is not necessary either, eh?
Everything has to be said and
What's up?
And then Mr. Condom told me
Mr. Condom Mr. Condom
Oh how well I stay oh how well I stay
That I have found those of Def Con Dos
To those of Def Con Dos to those of Def Con Dos
whom?
Oh!
To those of def with two to those of def with two
That I have found those of def with two
Said don condom said don condom use meee
use me life use me
Take me out of the drawer throw me in the trash and go to the pharmacy
And buy a new one that is very good
And don't wash it!
That for each fuck is worth nothing more than once a condom
Don't be dirty man, don't wash it and then pull
Again, well no.
For each fuck once and then to the trash
No to the water that gets stuck!
And to enjoy and have a good time
Everyone enjoys what he likes the most!
and have a good time
And to enjoy and to fuck and to enjoy
And to take a stick as everyone may like
And where everyone wants to enjoy
But with a condom said don condon
That if I don't go it's worth nothing
What if I don't go, nothing more than you are playing
With the death lady many times because there are bugs
What is put on things
And a lot of filth from the lack of hygiene
That you don't wash what you have, which is the…
That we are def with two!
That we are not black leg
But it doesn't matter as if we were
Go on, go on, go on, go on
Mr. condom, who was happy, left
I'm so happy I'm leaving
Let's see if they take me out of the envelope
Let's see if they don't break me
Let's see if I don't break
And let's see if there isn't... a picao condom
itchy
Use it, and enjoy!
Let's go!