Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Stitches Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 13.02.2015
Song language: English
Stitches Parody |
| I am pretty and 17 |
| I have no clue what heartbreak even means |
| But I made this song about it |
| After my girl dumped me, that cold hearted witch |
| What was that? |
| It felt like I just got punched |
| Your Ex-Girlfriend sent me to kick your butt! |
| She said make sure he needs to get stitched up |
| That hurts! |
| She took this song too literally |
| I meant stitches metaphorically |
| Wasn’t it enough that she left me? |
| Now she wants me to bleed |
| Who is that hitting me? |
| Here’s a clue |
| I say «You can’t see me!» |
| I wrestle men in big arenas |
| Um, are your John Cena? |
| Yep! |
| What did I do to deserve this? |
| On her birthday you got her nothing you dick! |
| Instead you got yourself this car! |
| I needed to look more badass |
| And that’s why I’m kicking your ass! |
| Someone save me from this wrestler dude! |
| Now you’ll learn the power of the Dark Side |
| Don’t tell me my ex also sent you |
| That’s right |
| Remember |
| On this past Christmas Day |
| You got her nothing, now you must pay |
| Instead you got that dumb jacket! |
| Hey I look badass in it |
| How dare you be so selfish |
| Ouch! |
| Stop That! |
| She was being a bitch! |
| You see the power of The Force now |
| Who’s poking my ass? |
| Ow! |
| 'Twas me Harry Potter |
| Your ex girlfriend is my witch daughter |
| I’m gonna |
| Take my broom from Quidditch |
| And beat your butt with it! |
| Valentine Day’s coming |
| Got to turn this pain to loving |
| This brutal violence is senseless |
| I must save Shawn Mendes |