Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pillowtalk Parody , by - Bart Baker. Release date: 08.04.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Pillowtalk Parody |
| I am free |
| I’m free from One Direction |
| free to make |
| songs about my erection |
| I dyed my hair blonde and I’m wearing leather |
| I do what I want |
| unlike back when |
| One Direction was still together |
| I just don’t give a fuck |
| see I did not shave |
| I look like I might be stoned too |
| Did you notice I cussed? |
| This is the new Zayn! |
| We’ve got to stop him |
| Yes we do! |
| I made a song about sex! |
| and the vid’s getting more views |
| than most 1D vids do |
| What’s up with these effects? |
| Whoever’s editing this is on something |
| Is that a bouquet? |
| And what’s with your spike face? |
| Why don’t you have clothes on? |
| Whoever made this is a moron |
| I just can’t believe |
| Zayn made a sex song |
| I’m adult |
| and now that I have proved it |
| if I want |
| to do something I’ll do it |
| I’ll stay up all night watching the TV |
| It’s past 1AM! |
| Who’s that hot chick? |
| He’s watching an R-rated movie! |
| Now that I’m an adult I’m going to vape |
| I even got a face tattoo |
| I can’t believe Zayn did this |
| he was from a pop boy band |
| now he acts like a grown man |
| And he’s got a huge hit |
| I guess it can pay off to be an adult |
| Maybe we should grow up |
| do all that grown up stuff |
| I say yes what the heck |
| just wait til Zayn see what 1D do next |
| Maybe we all could |
| even try having sex |
| We’re 4 boys being bad |
| gonna stay up late gonna play grab ass |
| we got guns |
| drugs |
| and face tats |
| We’re grown up being bad! |
| I don’t understand why isn’t our video blowing up like Zayn’s? |
| Everybody hates it! |
| We’re losing all our fans! |
| We’re grown up being bad! |
| Wow! |
| You guys are real fuckin idiots, oh by the way |
| This isn’t a real tattoo, 1D more like dumb D |
| We’re grown up being bad! |
| We’re grown up being bad! |