Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shape of You Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 17.02.2017
Song language: English
Shape of You Parody |
| The club isn’t the best to stalk a lover so the gym is where I go |
| That is where I spy on you when you box and pretend I box also |
| I’ve got a weird obsession with the shape of your body, this creepy song is all |
| about that |
| Like your hands, nose, the shape of your ears, hips, and throat and the shape |
| of your mouth |
| Now I’m singing like… |
| What size are your boxing gloves? |
| Show me your hand shape |
| Hold on, what? |
| Excuse me |
| Come on now, just let me see |
| I may be crazy, don’t mind me |
| Say boy, your head is messed up |
| Don’t touch my waist |
| Why are you measuring me? |
| Because I love your body |
| Umm… OMG you are a freak |
| I’m in love with the shape of you |
| I made a body diagram too |
| Your stomach is real flat and smooth |
| And your butt’s round and bubbly |
| Last night I was in your room |
| And I stole this red bra from you |
| That’s how I figured out the shape of your boobs |
| Can I measure your inseam? |
| Weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, weirdo |
| You’re obsessed with my body |
| Don’t go, don’t go, don’t go, don’t go |
| What shape are your nipples please? |
| One week in and you come back to the gym, so glad to see your body |
| Watching from the distance so you wouldn’t see me |
| It was like we were on our second date |
| I watched for hours and hours even when you took a shower |
| Making mental pics of all of your shapes |
| I left a note in your locker |
| Signed your body stalker |
| Let’s both get naked, what do you say? |
| And now you’re singing like… |
| Weirdo, do you even box? |
| Or do you just come to this gym to stalk me? |
| And inspect my body? |
| Goddamit and stop measuring me |
| Umm… girl, yes of course I box |
| Okay, then prove it |
| Throw a left hook at me |
| Can I first measure your feet? |
| Wait, hold on are those my panties? |
| I stole them from the locker room |
| Okay, this has to end right now dude |
| I’m getting in that ring with you |
| I’m gonna beat your body |
| Objectifying girls is rude |
| We have personalities too |
| We’re more than just hot bodies |
| Show me your boobs |
| I’m in love with your body |
| Why are you such a psychopath? |
| I’m in love with your body |
| Look, I even made a butt graph |
| It’s shaping up quite nicely |
| I’m gonna knock your teeth out man |
| This is making me horny |
| Can I please cover all your shapes with this lube |
| Here’s two shapes I got just for you |