Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song RiceDum, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 11.08.2017
Song language: English
RiceDum |
| Let me give you a lesson on how to diss |
| 100 percent of your diss track should do this |
| Instead, 90 percent of your weak ass lyrics |
| Are just you poorly rhyming bout' how you’re so dumb rich |
| Oh, I can read your mind bro |
| Since you know you can’t flow tryna hide it with dough |
| You can’t hide your weak rhymes from me though |
| Anyone with sense knows your «diss tracks"all blow. (No!) |
| Grammar so sloppy should call you «Joe» |
| It’s sad brainwashed kids think your rap skills are dope |
| You made fun of a rape victim that’s low |
| You’re corny but your career is still your worst joke |
| You didn’t even use to write your own tracks |
| Maybe that’s why they didn’t use to be so damn wack |
| My God man, have you heard yourself rap? |
| Hellen Keller would sound better on the mic, that’s a fact! |
| Enjoy it now because in a few years you’ll be washed up |
| And have no career, on the street drinking beers with a |
| Crappy ass job down at Sears tryna sell microwaves just to pay to get laid |
| Ouch man, you should really watch what you say |
| We def. |
| aren’t Gucci like the shirts with the snakes |
| By the way, I’ve got mad money I’m paid |
| I’ve stood on a Rolls Royce |
| That’s what I figured you’d say |
| Now, do you get it RiceDum? |
| This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done |
| I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion |
| All I need is talent and Rice you got none |
| Now, do you get it RiceDum? |
| This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done |
| I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion |
| All I need is talent and Rice you got none |
| (You got none!) |
| Lack of creativity and artistry |
| Uninspired holier than thou with no basis to be |
| (Yeah that’s me) |
| Materialistic misogynistic kid bully |
| Remember assaulting Gabbie? |
| That trick had it coming, please! |
| You’re poisoning our damn youth |
| The bully culture’s blowing up in every damn school |
| Cause of you |
| And don’t try to say that I do that crap too |
| My parodies are comedy, your content’s just straight cruel |
| You make fun of how people look but look at you |
| Lookin' like an awkward giant praying mantis dude |
| And when you spit have you seen how you move? |
| You’re so uncoordinated makes me wanna puke! |
| You can’t rap you should stop tryin' |
| Posing to be hard like you’re not a dude named «Bryan» |
| (Quiet!) |
| That’s «Bryan"with a «Y"folks I’m not lyin' |
| Hey, Bryan what’s wrong Y you Cryin'? |
| Saw you at VidCon back down from a fight |
| You make Jacob Sartorius seem like Suge Knight |
| Behind a camera, you’ll talk trash all night |
| But in flesh, you’re so shy if I pinched you’d die |
| I got more talent in one pube |
| Than you do in your entire body dude |
| That’s a fact proven true |
| I did the research and wooo |
| RiceGum really needs to |
| Log into his account and delete his YouTube! |
| Now, do you get it RiceDum? |
| This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done |
| I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion |
| All I need is talent and Rice you got none |
| Now, do you get it RiceDum? |
| This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done |
| I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion |
| All I need is talent and Rice you got none |
| To recap you can’t rap |
| You look like a giant insect on crack |
| Your diss tracks are hardly diss tracks |
| I’m awkward |
| When I rap I look like a hurt bird |
| I make fun of rape victims to get views that’s absurd |
| Your lyrics and your career are a joke |
| You’re dumber than a baked potato |
| Assault chicks |
| Fat shame make fun of preteen kids |
| I think I’m YouTube’s Jesus |
| Man, I should just quit! |