Lyrics This Is What You Came for Parody - Bart Baker

This Is What You Came for Parody

This song
Was written bout Taylor
Before
Calvin got dumped poor dude
Back when he was in love with her
And she was in love
Too, oh, oh
It seemed to good to be true
They were such a cute
Couple but then pretty soon
Taylor started to do
What she always starts to do
Act all cuckoo
She said
Where the hell have you been?
Working
On a new song for you
Bullshit, what’s it called then Calvin?
It’s called 'This Is What You Came For'
And it’s all about
You, oh, oh
I do not believe you!
Baby I swear it’s true
Then explain this picture dude
She is singing the tune
Now I know what I’ve got to do
Watch every move!
Taylor proceeded to
Never let him out of view
Her eyes were always glued
To everything he would do
But he still loved her true
I love how you stare at me boo
I don’t trust you!
Ha ha!
One day
When Taylor’s eyes were shut
Calvin
Snuck to a massage spot
That was known for giving hand jobs
And photographers
Caught him leaving the shop
Taylor saw the news and thought
He’ll pay for that hand job
Once he releases his song
About me I’ll cheat on
Him and dump his ass for Tom
Hiddleston!
Ha ha ha ha haa!
And so
Taylor played along for
Five months
Until his song came out
It’s time!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Baby, our song is a huge hit
I put
My soul in it for you
Ha ha ha ha haa!
That’s great but Calvin dear guess what?
I’ve been cheating on
You with Tom Hiddleston
The bad guy from Thor wait what?
I thought we had true love
That’s before your rub and tug
It was only a rub
Bullshit, now it is time I must
Finish you up!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Pufffff
Mmm!
Mmph, mmph!
Blaaaaaaahhh!
Mmmm, now that’s what I came for!
HA ha ha hA!
Literally!
Hmmm!
Come on, Tom!
I’m horny now!
Let us go to the dwelling!