Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Humble Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 19.05.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Humble Parody |
| I’m not conceited |
| I’m just a genius |
| Yeah (yeah yeah) |
| Aye |
| I am the king of hip hop |
| That’s what every hip hop fan says |
| And ask the critics |
| Who the greatest rapper |
| They’ll say Kendrick is |
| Though I’m a Christian and be humble is what the bible says |
| With everyone saying I’m great I’m starting to believe this |
| Plus, every rapper in the world besides me sucks |
| All of them should quit rap and get a job at Starbucks |
| I’m so much better than them but you don’t see me bragging |
| Wait what you just said is a brag |
| Yeah, but I’m the rap king |
| When I say I’m great it’s not a boast it’s just a fact |
| But still that isn’t a very humble way to act |
| Sorry, but you’re wrong no one is better than me at |
| Being humble I am the best in the world at that |
| You can’t measure humbleness! |
| Oh yes you can there is an easy test |
| You can tell someone isn’t humble if they’re standing |
| But if they’re sitting down then that means that they humble |
| But Kendrick |
| Sit down |
| I am hurt and I cannot sit |
| Be humble |
| He just learned to stand |
| Sit down |
| But he’s just a little kid |
| Be humble |
| Hold up bitch, sit down |
| You’re a freakin' dick! |
| Be humble |
| What Kendrick? |
| Sit down |
| Do you not know what a statue is |
| Be humble |
| He’s lost it |
| Sit down |
| Statues cannot hear dipshit |
| Bitch be humble |
| What the heck? |
| Sit down |
| No dummy this is a standing desk |
| Be humble |
| Show respect bitch sit down |
| Be humble |
| Time to inspect! |
| Sit down |
| I am getting my prostate checked! |
| How did such a cocky braggart become president? |
| Someone humble needs to run against him |
| I’m as humble as a man can be |
| So what the heck? |
| I guess it should be me |
| Mister Lamar what will you do if elected? |
| For one thing I’ll be humble unlike this gigantic dick head |
| What do you mean? |
| I’m the most humble person on earth |
| This guy’s a rapper |
| You really think he’s humble? |
| That’s absurd |
| Hey, I’m humble that’s bullshit! |
| Hey, no swearing don’t push it! |
| I’m more humble than Jesus |
| What? |
| Wow, I can’t believe this |
| I’m more humble than Gandhi |
| What? |
| Give me a break Donny! |
| I am like Mother Teresa |
| If she had a penis but |
| I’m too humble to brag about my huge penis |
| But believe me you wish you could see it |
| Hey what is happening? |
| He’s getting so full of himself |
| My head’s huge |
| This can’t be good for his health! |
| It’s a bubble |
| I’m the best |
| Sit down |
| I can tell you’re all so impressed |
| Be humble |
| Hair flawless |
| Sit down |
| I’m so handsome, rich and so well dressed |
| Be humble |
| And no no no no no no |
| Bitch, sit down |
| I’m not racist |
| Bitch, be humble |
| I’m the shit |
| Sit down |
| I’m history’s best president |