Lyrics I'm the One Parody - Bart Baker

I'm the One Parody

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You need salad!
Who’s the laziest so called producer with man tits that
Weighs a ton?
Khaled’s the one
Only thing he’s good at is stupid catch phrases like
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Yea
Where’s the bun man?
Who doesn’t rap sing or make beats because he’s useless?
Who’s only talent is stealing finished music
And then shouting and taking credit?
I got breasts music!
Got famous from his Snapchats
Being dumb
Drops n bombs but he’s not black
His IQ is 1
Yea yea Quavo
I’m the only guy in Migos
That anyone in the world knows
I’m only on this because Future said no
So did Travis Scott Gucci Mane and Mike Jones
It’s obvious that Khaled is a fame slut
Without JB on this it would have made 10 bucks
He look like if Drake got inflated with a pump
He causes earthquakes
When he jumps
Who’s the most nonsensical annoying man on earth?
Khaled’s the one yeah
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When he dances he looks like an overweight bird
I’m wide!
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Damn
His entire life is a giant product placement
This video is just a blatant ad for vape pens
Be Snapchatted his girl giving birth
That’s messed up!
DJ Khaled
He’s a living breathing meme
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Sir you need to stop eating
I’ll say when I’m done!
OK though
I don’t know why I did this mainstream song
Isn’t my image supposed to be underground and raw?
This beats so poppy it could have been used by Elton John
Oh no here comes Wayne’s verse
He sounds like and auto-tuned frog
God forgive me
For doing another Khaled record
This like my 42nd and it is really depressing
For the record I rap bout the same dumb stuff on every record
And look like if a gremlin and Whoopi Goldberg gave childbirth!
We’re sick and tured of you getting so filthy rich from
Our talent
Yea!
You’re a prick!
We’re the only reason this song’s such a big hit you’ve
Done jack shit we
Want justice.
Yea!
Bless up you know what you’re right I’m gonna fix this
But before I do all of you take these butter sticks
And rub them on your bodies
Do it!
Oh shit!
That’s perfect yeah
Now lay down in the hot sun
Yum yum yum!
Do not move till you’re well done
Yum yum yum yum yum!
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