Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Worth It Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 15.08.2015
Song language: English
Worth It Parody |
| This song’s totally worthless. |
| It’s so generic. |
| It’s got stale lyrics |
| and derivative music. |
| «Talk Dirty"Have you heard it? |
| This sounds just like it. |
| Why the hell are we dancing |
| in front of the stock markets? |
| Ok |
| This song also sounds a whole lot like «Problem» |
| crossed with a Jewish wedding song. |
| Uh. |
| I look like Chris Brown on crack |
| with these scary face tats |
| like I just got out of |
| prison prison prison prison. |
| These girl’s choreography is |
| shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty |
| I can’t watch it no more! |
| Right now you’re probably asking why |
| my voice is low, then it goes really high |
| and why I’m kicking this guy. |
| Can you stop? |
| Your heel went in my eye! |
| I’m the tallest in the band, but believe I can steal your man. |
| If you wonder if I can, go ahead, just ask this fine ass. |
| I am having trouble getting these glasses off my face. |
| I am the black girl in the group. |
| We’ve got one girl from every race. |
| Nu uh! |
| You don’t have an Asian! |
| Ooh, we must have spaced. |
| This white girl we have can’t really sing, so she can be replaced. |
| This songs' about how we’re worth it. |
| Worth having sex with, as if we’re harlots, or hookers typing to get rich. |
| But in this vid we’re acting like powerful women. |
| abusing these men. |
| It doesn’t make any sense. |
| I’m the cutest in the group. |
| I’ve got a smoking hot body too. |
| But our stylist has no clue. |
| He dressed me in this unsexy suit, Ew. |
| It’s because in this vid you play Wall street executives. |
| Who came up with that concept? |
| I don’t know, but it sure is stupid. |
| I am trying way too hard to be sexy to young dudes. |
| I wink and flip my hair around. |
| I do every cliche move. |
| I want boys to say I’m hot in the comments for this vid. |
| I look like Nichole Scherzinger and Zayn Malik had a kid. |
| We’re the girl One Direction. |
| We’re a collection of past contestants. |
| The X-Factor rejected. |
| But I got an erection first time I saw them |
| and so I signed them, and now they let me shag them. |
| Ok |
| This song also sounds a whole lot like «Probl- |
| Damn Kid Ink! |
| You’re second verse is exactly the same as your first! |
| What’s the point? |
| Get your lazy ass out of here! |
| God! |
| And start the video back |
| up. |
| We are suing you! |
| Why? |
| Cause we’ve both been harassed! |
| You made me squeeze your junk! |
| And you stuck your golf club up my ass! |
| This is unacceptable behavior, it cannot pass! |
| And I demand justice for my clients and I want it fast! |
| You can sue them penniless. |
| But they’re now worthless. |
| They lost all their cash in the stock market. |
| What?! |
| Sorry girls, you’re now homeless. |