Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hair Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 26.05.2016
Song language: English
Hair Parody |
| We used to date |
| Don’t act like you do not know me |
| What? |
| So now in order to gain relevance with teens |
| I’m gonna ruin your new song with my singing |
| God no |
| I call my squad |
| Hey |
| Girls we got a problem |
| What? |
| Has-been Sean Paul |
| Is getting featured in our new hit pop song «Hair» |
| That can’t be it’s not fair no! |
| Check out his pics |
| Can’t believe you dated |
| There’s just one thing to do now get wasted |
| This is like a nightmare |
| Hey look there |
| I just saw Sean Paul out there |
| I’m sure it was him I swear |
| I don’t see him anywhere |
| I hope they don’t look down here |
| We’re just another generic pop group |
| Created and managed by Simon Cowell |
| My next cash cow cos One Direction sucks now |
| But good pop groups always have five members |
| We’re just a low-budget Fifth Harmony |
| Like 98 Degrees was to NSYNC and Backstreet |
| Pizza guy’s here! |
| OK |
| Why did we order this many pizzas? |
| Hey it’s Sean Paul |
| Ew get out you geezer! |
| This song’s ours get lost! |
| Let Sean da Paul be involved |
| Maybe if we give ourselves haircuts |
| Sean Paul will not recognize us |
| And he’ll get out our hair |
| I’ll also cut down there |
| I have got to get in there |
| Get my hands on all their hair |
| And cover my head that’s bare |
| So they’ll think I am younger |
| Three of us look like perky teenagers |
| But I look like I’m at least forty-one |
| Cos she’s my mom |
| Shh be quiet just act young! |
| Who are you? |
| I am the electrician |
| I’m here to fix the electricity |
| Ew it is Sean P |
| Jerk get out of our song please! |
| Yo yo! |
| Leave us alone! |
| Why are you being such a hater? |
| You’re trying to ruin our song! |
| No I’m in Jamaica |
| As you can see I’m in a tropical location |
| I’m definitely not just hiding in your kitchen |
| If someone’s trying to get in your house it’s not me |
| Then who’s the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen? |
| That is the final straw you freak stop with the stalking! |
| Don’t lock the door I just want your hair cos I’m balding |
| We’ve got to call the cops on that weirdo |
| This is an emergency |
| We need help please |
| I am sending the police |
| What seems to be the problem ladies? |
| Sean Paul broke in the house to steal our hair |
| Make him disappear! |
| Where is he? |
| He’s in there |
| Sean Paul |
| So mi go so den |
| I stuck a your hair to a my head wit glue |
| Now I look like I am twenty-two |
| Can I now be in a dis vid wit you? |