Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Royals Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Album song Greatest Hits 2013, in the genre Date of issue: 09.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Maker Studios
Song language: English
Royals Parody |
| I look like I took way too much Xanax |
| I have pubic hair on my head. |
| I’m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to |
| me |
| And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential |
| I made a vid that is painfully dull |
| I don’t care you can’t tell but I just shat my jeans |
| And now I’m gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love |
| Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club |
| Aw hell no! |
| You might as well say fried chicken also! |
| Yes my lyrics seem racist. |
| (Racist) |
| But I don’t give a fuck hip hop culture totally sucks |
| Guys stop beating each other up |
| But this vid is so awful (awful) and we live in poverty, please just kill me! |
| No me! |
| No me! |
| No me! |
| Calm down guys watch some TV. |
| Seriously! |
| We don’t have fuckin cable! |
| All of my animals are dead. |
| (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.) |
| They killed themselves because I am a zombie. |
| And every one who says I’m racist I swear that I’m not. |
| I just live with skinheads |
| And now I’m gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate |
| Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid |
| I don’t care. |
| I’m not getting tetanus in my dreams. |
| Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash |
| I would rather pretend I need food stamps |
| You fake bitch now how the hell am I supposed to eat? |
| All rich people can suck it. |
| (suck it) |
| I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded. |
| I’m gonna act impoverished |
| Play this shit on repeat (repeat) |
| If you want to hate me and maybe you’ll see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll |
| see) how terrible I can be |
| God Damn It! |
| Cut! |
| That’s the fifth pair of guys that killed themselves before |
| we can finish this boring video. |
| You know what! |
| Screw this, give me my god damn crystal and jewelry, I am done. |
| Philippe call my Maybach driver and arrange the private jet, I’m going to |
| Barbados to clear my head. |
| Get me out of here, kiss my ass peasants. |
| Materialistic bitch! |
| Yo, guys, thanks for watching my Royals parody if you wanna see the rest of my |
| awesome parodies, click this box right here. |
| Special thanks to Alex, |
| John and Steve-O and Page Kennedy for being in this video — check out their |
| channels right off top, they are off the chain baby. |
| For the winner of those |
| Versace shades and those stripper high-heels their names are right here. |
| Maddy_Strickler, ITSJUSTREANNE. |
| Congratulations! |
| This time we are giving away |
| these boxing gloves from the video they are pre-off-the-chain, you can beat |
| someone’s ass all you gotta do — brief chance to win, all you gotta so is |
| follow me on Instagram, the link is in the description box — THAT’S NOT ALL! |
| We are also giving away these awesome red ones as well, all you gotta do is |
| follow me on Tweet to win these bad-boys. |
| Winners will be announced at the end |
| of my next parody, guess what? |
| I just started using Vine so if you wanna follow |
| me on there, just type in Bart Baker, I’m gonna make funny fucked up videos — |
| yeah 7 seconds, you can get this song on iTunes the link is right above my head. |
| if you enjoyed this video hit that subscribe button. |
| Until next time guys I |
| need some more Xanax so I can turn back into my Lorde character, here you go, |
| thank you very much, peace. |