| I look like I took way too much Xanax
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| I have pubic hair on my head.
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| I’m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to
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| me
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| And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
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| I made a vid that is painfully dull
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| I don’t care you can’t tell but I just shat my jeans
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| And now I’m gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love
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| Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
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| Aw hell no!
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| You might as well say fried chicken also!
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| Yes my lyrics seem racist. |
| (Racist)
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| But I don’t give a fuck hip hop culture totally sucks
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| Guys stop beating each other up
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| But this vid is so awful (awful) and we live in poverty, please just kill me!
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| No me!
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| No me!
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| No me!
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| Calm down guys watch some TV.
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| Seriously!
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| We don’t have fuckin cable!
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| All of my animals are dead. |
| (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.)
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| They killed themselves because I am a zombie.
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| And every one who says I’m racist I swear that I’m not.
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| I just live with skinheads
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| And now I’m gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate
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| Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
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| I don’t care.
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| I’m not getting tetanus in my dreams.
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| Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash
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| I would rather pretend I need food stamps
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| You fake bitch now how the hell am I supposed to eat?
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| All rich people can suck it. |
| (suck it)
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| I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded.
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| I’m gonna act impoverished
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| Play this shit on repeat (repeat)
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| If you want to hate me and maybe you’ll see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll
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| see) how terrible I can be
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| God Damn It! |
| Cut! |
| That’s the fifth pair of guys that killed themselves before
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| we can finish this boring video.
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| You know what! |
| Screw this, give me my god damn crystal and jewelry, I am done.
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| Philippe call my Maybach driver and arrange the private jet, I’m going to
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| Barbados to clear my head.
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| Get me out of here, kiss my ass peasants.
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| Materialistic bitch!
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| Yo, guys, thanks for watching my Royals parody if you wanna see the rest of my
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| awesome parodies, click this box right here. |
| Special thanks to Alex,
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| John and Steve-O and Page Kennedy for being in this video — check out their
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| channels right off top, they are off the chain baby. |
| For the winner of those
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| Versace shades and those stripper high-heels their names are right here.
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| Maddy_Strickler, ITSJUSTREANNE. |
| Congratulations! |
| This time we are giving away
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| these boxing gloves from the video they are pre-off-the-chain, you can beat
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| someone’s ass all you gotta do — brief chance to win, all you gotta so is
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| follow me on Instagram, the link is in the description box — THAT’S NOT ALL!
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| We are also giving away these awesome red ones as well, all you gotta do is
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| follow me on Tweet to win these bad-boys. |
| Winners will be announced at the end
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| of my next parody, guess what? |
| I just started using Vine so if you wanna follow
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| me on there, just type in Bart Baker, I’m gonna make funny fucked up videos —
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| yeah 7 seconds, you can get this song on iTunes the link is right above my head.
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| if you enjoyed this video hit that subscribe button. |
| Until next time guys I
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| need some more Xanax so I can turn back into my Lorde character, here you go,
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| thank you very much, peace. |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Royals Parody , by - Bart Baker. Song from the album Greatest Hits 2013, in the genre