| My new single has
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| The exact same beat as
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| «All About That Bass» had
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| It’s just abit faster
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| And this videos trash
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| It is just a rehash
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| Of the vid for that smash
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| Its just not quite as good
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| I feel dizzy from paint fume
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| Can’t he spray paint this in a different room
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| Meghan this production wraps at noon
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| So just sing your stupid tune
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| They’re doing these extreme closeups of my lips
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| It’s guaranteed to make you squeamish
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| These sets were made by a little kid
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| Thats why they look like shit
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| In my last song I attacked women with skinny thighs
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| And mocked them for their size
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| Now in this song I say all men ever do is lie
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| You’re not nice
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| This video
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| Is just a commercial
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| For this new HP tablet
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| They gave me cash
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| Millions of dollars
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| To pretend I use this piece of shit
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| I didn’t spend
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| Much on production
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| That’s why this video looks so cheap
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| My fame and success
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| Might not last much longer
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| So that cash I’m gonna keep
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| To drive online traffic
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| In key demographics
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| We should use this tactic
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| Fill this vid with webstars
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| The fans are devoted
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| They will promote it Wait a second hold it Is that why we’re here Bart
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| Every time a man makes a sound
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| He’s definitely lying
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| Whoa! |
| Hey! |
| that’s a generalization
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| You’re men so your both lying
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| Meghan it’s not fair to say that all men lie lie lie
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| Some are naughty, some are nice
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| Here’s my naughty and nice list
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| Some are good guys
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| Your a man so you lie
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| Santa is dead
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| He was killed by Meghan
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| But Christmas must still go on Since you killed him
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| You must replace him
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| Put on this Santa suit and be gone
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| I have a plan
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| To get my revenge
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| On all the stupid men and boys
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| Its the perfect gift
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| For everyone of them
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| Much better then Christmas toys |